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    I wanna talk about MAN FLU

    Now why is it that only us, poor suffering, men only ever get Man Flu and you lovely gorgeous women only ever get a very slight case of the sniffles?

    This last week I have been suffering, as only a Man can, but heroicley soldiering on in the best traditions of Mankind.

    yet women seem not to get the severe symptons that us Men allways seem to catch.

    What's all that about then?

    As I shuffle across my flat with, the back of the left hand on my forehead and my right arm extended out in a dramatic gesture, being a drama queen and saying "Wohw is me." I realise that it is only a miracle of modern medicine that I have survived this terrible infection and shall soon rejoine the human race.

    WOMEN getting it easy again. Oh how I wish I was an hairdresser.

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    I'm feeling your pain, DTS. Man Flu is a killer! Women just don't realise how serious it is. Give me child birth or periods any day!!!

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    I love the sketch man flu on Man Stroke Woman can't access YouTube here to put the link on but it is sooo funny

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    Re: I wanna talk about MAN FLU

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    Now why is it that only us, poor suffering, men only ever get Man Flu and you lovely gorgeous women only ever get a very slight case of the sniffles?
    Because we are superior in every way

    Now, do you want me to put your out of your misery?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Because we are superior in every way

    Now, do you want me to put your out of your misery?


    Give me a bit of time I am compiling a list of last requests.

    Peanut butter and guiness are prominant at the moment.

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    Poor, poor DTS!
    How you must have suffered!
    I'm with Lory on this one....might as well end it here.
    Nobody should have to go through that kind of suffering!
    Quick trip to Belgium, anybody?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    This last week I have been suffering, as only a Man can, but heroicley soldiering on in the best traditions of Mankind.
    Soldiering on??? I beg to differ on this point!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Batgirl View Post
    Soldiering on??? I beg to differ on this point!!!

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    As you were missus, official secrets act, and all of that etc etc etc.

    I am now going to rub Vic on my chest. Vic! Vic!! Come here me old son, I have a little task for you!

    For goodness sake Vic stop complaining, it is a recognised medical procedure, show some metal man!

    If you get your teeth caught in my chest hair again there's going to be a slapping.
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    Well, pulling cunning stunts like this http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/f...tml#post503643 really put a strain on the body Dave - take it easy maaan!
    Last edited by JiveLad; 3rd-October-2008 at 06:52 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Well, tricks like this http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/f...tml#post503643 really put a strain on the body Dave - take it easy maaan!
    Good Lord almost dropped me Lemsip there.

    JiveLad you is the master, under Bailey of course....he who annoints the Blessed Children, etc etc etc.

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    Re: I wanna talk about MAN FLU

    Quote Originally Posted by Villemo View Post
    Poor, poor DTS!
    How you must have suffered!
    I'm with Lory on this one....might as well end it here.
    Nobody should have to go through that kind of suffering!
    Quick trip to Belgium, anybody?

    No need to go to Belgium DTS, I'm a vet nurse - qualified to put poor suffering souls out of their misery....now then, where's that needle?

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    OH OH Wwohw, how do you spell it? Is me.

    Went to Luton last night and had an ok night, not my perky self really and today I am suffering yet again.

    Slipped down into the pit of despair and suffering once again, suppose to be going to ijig tonight mit Batgirl but alas, the suffering is too great, even for me.

    I shall retire to my bed and suffer in a manner which brings credit to the phrase....Man Flu.

    If this is my last post, as I may not make the morning, bury me in a small leafy, sun blessed corner of Wales.

    Farewell my fellow forumites and dance loving comerades.

    Ps if I do die please somebody remember me kindly to the MASTER, ie the lovely David Bailey....Bless you MASTER.

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    Sorry to hear that you were not feeling yourself on Friday. You put up an impressive show in spite of this . Hope you get better soon, x

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    I think that we should all go down on our knees and praise a man for coming out like this and baring his soul in this manner. Only a chap that was totally in touch with the softer aspects of himself could possibly do so in such eloquence. And when that man is an ex-soldier and a scaffolder to boot it fills you with confidence that even those professions that are supposedly roughy-toughy are full of sensitive guys that sacrifice themselves daily for the benefit, nay pleasure, of others

    He should get a medal - or was that another thread............

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    Re: I wanna talk about MAN FLU

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    Went to Luton last night and had an ok night, not my perky self really and today I am suffering yet again.
    As a Luton Town supporter the last time I had a ok night with them was Little Woods cup cira 1988

    Re man flu , there is a easy test

    If you have a cold and someone leaves you £20 note in your garden you will get out of bed and get it

    If you have Flu you wouldn’t

    So question is how many £20 notes do you have in your garden ?

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    Re: I wanna talk about MAN FLU

    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post
    As a Luton Town supporter the last time I had a ok night with them was Little Woods cup cira 1988
    I was there too...!

    Unfortunately I was also at the Littlewoods Cup final the year after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    I was there too...!

    Unfortunately I was also at the Littlewoods Cup final the year after.
    If you was one of those gooners us hatters gave a good kicking to I apologise, but you shouldn’t have come up to our end

    Yes I was there the following year when we were runners up

    That and the Simod cup etc Wembley use to be our second home

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    Re: I wanna talk about MAN FLU

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    OH OH Wwohw, how do you spell it?
    "Woe".

    I'm feeling your pain, mate. The deadly man-flu is the most unpleasant condition any man can suffer.
    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    If this is my last post, as I may not make the morning, bury me in a small leafy, sun blessed corner of Wales.
    I mean, you're obviously delirious as well. How else do you explain putting "sun blessed" and "Wales" in the same sentence?

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