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    Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Any guesses as to who he is?

    Apparently he's willing to be interviewed; post your questions here.

    I'll kick off:

    Q: Flower Man, how many colours are there in your costume?

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Q: Flower Man, How old are you?
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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Duh! This is easy...

    Q: Flower Man, Who are you?

    Sorry, is that not really in keeping with the spirit of the competition?

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Is this the man who called me a CAD, a CAD I say?

    Then challenged me to a dual?

    You'r ok in my book my lover.

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Quote Originally Posted by David Bailey View Post
    Any guesses as to who he is?

    Apparently he's willing to be interviewed; post your questions here.

    I'll kick off:

    Q: Flower Man, how many colours are there in your costume?
    Why thank you David. Nice of you to have me.

    It's not absolutely finalised, but so far at least 4 major colours are incorporated into the amazing flower man costume.

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Q: Flower Man, How old are you?
    Younger than I look, I am told. But I top most topiaries.

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Quote Originally Posted by Filthy Monkey View Post
    Duh! This is easy...

    Q: Flower Man, Who are you?

    Sorry, is that not really in keeping with the spirit of the competition?
    That's quite all right my son. I am a man of flowers. A horticulturist of renown and a fine gentleman of upstanding taste. Or is that, an upstanding gentleman of fine taste? I am known to a few on the forum and out in the wider world but I'll let the flowers speak for themselves.

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    Is this the man who called me a CAD, a CAD I say?

    Then challenged me to a dual?

    You'r ok in my book my lover.
    Well Sir, you were being rather disparaging toward the ladies. A duel it would have been, but we would only need one to settle it! (but i do appreciate your confidence). Jesting aside, I am sure your words were spoken in a fit of pique, and I would not credit them with the appropriation of any stain on your character.

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Q: Flower Man: Whats the right way to get out of a flower bed in the morning ?

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Q: Flower Man, what flowers are appropriate for the winners of each of the different categories at the Ceroc Scotland Champs?
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Q: Flower Man, is your real name Bill? Or Ben?

    Or are you just a Weed?

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    Q: Flower Man: Whats the right way to get out of a flower bed in the morning ?
    Carefully roll sideways onto the grass. Push up with the hands. Then stand.

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi View Post
    Q: Flower Man, what flowers are appropriate for the winners of each of the different categories at the Ceroc Scotland Champs?
    I do actually have a big list and some great ideas for that. I will not publish it for now, it would spoil the surprise somewhat. I do hope to have quite a lot of flowers at the competition.

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart M View Post
    Q: Flower Man, is your real name Bill? Or Ben?

    Or are you just a Weed?
    A bit of a weed I'm afraid, but a fabulous one.

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    What parts of your body are Flower, and what parts are Man?

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Q, Flowerman, If a girl was called Rose, Lily, Daisy or Hyacinth, would they be be given preference?
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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Quote Originally Posted by David Bailey View Post
    What parts of your body are Flower, and what parts are Man?
    Who knows where the flower ends and man begins ? Can we know ? Will the Universe allow us to?

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Q, Flowerman, If a girl was called Rose, Lily, Daisy or Hyacinth, would they be be given preference?
    Preference for a dance ? Surely you jest. What’s in a name? that which we call a Rose, Lily or Daisy, or Hyacinth, by any other name would smell as sweet.

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    boring question and answers? No need to read this thread...go here and support the charity instead!

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    Re: Scottish competition 2008 - Flower Man?

    Flower Man - a Question : How many fingers am I holding up ?

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