Tomorrow night, ITV cameras are visiting these here Cotswold Capital parts to see how well we can woo a lady visitor from Paris. Ooh 'arrrrrrrr.

Tonight, I was challenged to be there as the cameras roll. No getting away from attending now, so it all boils down to how successfully I can dodge the all-seeing camera's eye. Don't want to be held up to ridicule all over this fair land, do oi ?