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    Help Help I have lost me Ar*e

    Now then sport fans I used to have an ar*e like a Japanese Whaler, an ar*e like a bag of peaches, all firm and juicy!!!

    But since I have lost al of this weight me best feature has shrunk to something akin to a dried prune.

    So if anybody finds me ar*e could you please pm me and I will come and pick it up.

    On a serious note....Why have I lost this gorgeous derrier that I was so proud of????

    It used to have 2 lovely and cute dimples that I could clench and unclench in time to music that used to drive me sister wild with laughter, oh the long lonely nights in Wales.

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    Re: Help Help I have lost me Ar*e

    well DTS there are a few ar$es out there

    I should know

    next time I come across one i'll ask if its yours

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    Cool Re: Help Help I have lost me Ar*e

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch View Post
    next time I come across one i'll ask if its yours
    must resist.. must resist

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    Re: Help Help I have lost me Ar*e

    In my dreams Stokie!!!!


    Well spotted me lover.

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    Re: Help Help I have lost me Ar*e

    I found the solution - they're just SO you DTS


    Order here! Bum pants. - £19.99 - Dare to bare
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    Re: Help Help I have lost me Ar*e

    Stone me an ar*e like a German helmet.

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    Re: Help Help I have lost me Ar*e

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    Stone me an ar*e like a German helmet.
    I dare you!
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    Re: Help Help I have lost me Ar*e

    You buy em for me baby and I shall wear them.

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    Re: Help Help I have lost me Ar*e

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    You buy em for me baby and I shall wear them.
    you could have done with this under that dress....I meen shirt you wore at midnight at the oasis

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    Re: Help Help I have lost me Ar*e

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch View Post
    you could have done with this under that dress....I meen shirt you wore at midnight at the oasis
    Easy girl some people think I am a closet Tranny as it is.

    Now where;s me nail varnish?

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