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    Re: DTSisms

    Does DTS greet everyone by the balls, or is it just me!!!

    ^_^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven666 View Post
    Does DTS greet everyone by the balls, or is it just me!!!

    ^_^
    Just you - it's usually a quick shake of the old tummy banana with everyone else (gentle men that is).

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    June 16th 2007, Biggleswade, time: c. 21:45

    After about my third dance, I was still on the dance floor, when someone grabbed me from behind. Tightly. Then they lifted me off the floor - and after a few seconds, I guessed who it was: the cheeky and fun 'Dave The Scaffolder'. Ha! Well, then, we decided - as grown up men do - to have a dance. Who would lead and who would follow? Well - no contest: I would lead. It was funny (of course) - Dave did some amazing spins (a la Woodface) - and I was laughing most of the time. Phew....well that's done and dusted: my first homoceroctic experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Phew....well that's done and dusted: my first homoceroctic experience.

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    Re: DTSisms

    Just came across this one again, from an old thread!


    Quote Originally Posted by DaveTheScaffolder
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    Re: DTSisms

    Quote Originally Posted by SnowWhite View Post
    After a great weekend at Southport I realise that I spent an awful lot of time laughing - and most of it caused by Dave the Scaffolder...
    I can now reveal the truth: I know the secret of the gorgeous DTS and his humour.

    You see, he's one of us. From west of the border. Welsh, that is. We made him what he is, wound up his little clockwork self and set him loose in southeast England for you lovely people to get the benefit. See how kind we are? Every so often he comes home to Wales so we can wind up his clockwork mechanism again, ready for more DTS hijinks when he returns to England.

    No need to thank us - it's a public service we provide. It's our way of saying "sorry" for Shirley Bassey and Neil Kinnock.

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    Re: DTSisms

    Quote Originally Posted by Battlecat View Post
    "OOOHHH i love a busty blonde"
    and I though he only said that to me



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    Last Sunday at SP I had on a velvet dress. After a low drop, DTS said I had some dust on the back of my dress and offered to brush it off.

    'Just stand still darling. This might take some time'.

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    I have never fully recovered from the time I was having a lovely dance with DTS...when he decided to give me a wedgie, and proceeded to lead me round the dancefloor by my underwear!!!!!!!!!

    I was walking (waddling) around in disbelief after that!

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    Last night DTS said I had "a slut in me trying to get out" ......

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    He describes me as the one that does exactly what it says on the tin!

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    This weekend DTS kept telling me I had an arse like a bag of peaches.... I think this was a compliment....

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    Re: DTSisms

    Quote Originally Posted by Steven666 View Post
    Does DTS greet everyone by the balls, or is it just me!!!

    ^_^
    He did that to me too this weekend, I think it means he likes you

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