i got
lovely puppies
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After a great weekend at Southport I realise that I spent an awful lot of time laughing - and most of it caused by Dave the Scaffolder...
We all know DTS to be shy and retiring but some of the things he says just have me in stitches - so I'm starting a collection of DTSisms, please feel free to add to them.
These are just a few that I heard over the weekend...
"Come and dance with me baby, I've got a raging h*rd-on and it would be a shame to waste it..."
"Do you sh*g old men? I'm up for it if you do..."
"Do you know, I bet I could make you orgasm just by doing unspeakable things to your feet..."
"Dancing with him turned me on so much I think I'd like to be gay."
"Give me one of your sexy dances - if I don't get a h*rd on, I want my money back."
Any others?
i got
lovely puppies
lol
"That was the Bo**ocks mate!'
"DTS - Erection Specialist"
"Here, come blow the socks of this lovely here"
"You want this one, I don't think I can handle her by meself"
Many a classic line that I've forgotten too.
Cheers DTS!
My favourite compliment from the gorgeous DTS this weekend was, "Forget naked and with beer, clothed with a cheese sandwich would do it".
do you want to see the cross shaved into my chest
Me and you WILL happen one day, stop fighting it
(said while dancing outside in the sun on Saturday afternoon);
"Can you bend over backwards sweetheart? Good, I'm going to bend you over here for this part of the dance, and later too if you want" (with a huge theatrical wink).
What a pleasure dancing with you Dave, not often that I can't dance as I have no breath left from laughing so much!
Often it is just the faces and gestures he makes which make me laugh. At Southport I saw him rub his tummy and lick his lips in anticipation of a dance with a certain lady ...
Last edited by Lost Leader; 16th-September-2008 at 06:20 PM. Reason: Apologies - posted as LL when actually was Easily Led!
Ooooh Lory darling.... you is built like a scaffolder!
I 'think' is was meant as a compliment
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Marvellous Set, Marvellous Set. Now play some Shawadddy waddy
Darling you've got gorgeous puppies and a great @rse.
Thank you Dave
x
I am remembering more....
if you love the life you live then you'll get a lot more done
"I have a new move i can try on you called the lollipop...
basically you lie down, i will unwrap you and lick you all over till you melt."
a dance move????
Love it when I walk into a room and DTS shouts...RUBY RUBY RUBY.
if you love the life you live then you'll get a lot more done
Bend over and be as dirty as you like !
I've remembered another good one. While playing tag with DTS outside on the terrace he said "You hold her there for a bit mate, I'm going to have my way with her" and then proceeded to slobber all over the poor woman. I think she enjoyed it though
Not so much a DTS'ism.. more of a DTS mannerism.
At the Last+1 SP (The one before the last one ) Twirly and I were "taking the air" outside the blues room.
We were contemplating the myriad mysteries of the universe and having a philosophical discourse on the nature of being and the complexities of the ID and SuperEgo as portrayed in the context of dancer floor interactions. When DTS and his Belle Femme came over .. stood between us and grabbed our backsides !!
never been so shocked and violated.. .. he can do it again any time he likes
"OOOHHH i love a busty blonde"
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