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    The optiumum way to rub someone

    According to the Telegraph today (Why rubbing it better makes pain go away - Telegraph) scientists have discovered the optimum way to rub someone.

    Professor Francis McGlone (Liverpool University) led the research - which discovered that if you rub a sore knee - that it really does make it better.

    Working with researchers in Sweden (where else?): "he found the most pleasurable way to touch someone was to stroke at around two inches per second across the skin and applying pressure equivalent to a third of the weight of a five pence coin."

    I wonder how they measured the 'pleasure' - and on which parts of the body they tried it out.

    Apparently, he is also working with Unilever to create an artifical finger.

    Oh - and he is also a supporter of the 'hug a hoodie' idea.

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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    According to the Telegraph today ...
    i was expecting a cartoon - sorely dissapointed. please rub me

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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    I wonder how they measured the 'pleasure' - and on which parts of the body they tried it out.
    You said it was the knee!

    Otherwise I might have argued with their method!
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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    Did they do Oral rubbing too?

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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Apparently, he is also working with Unilever to create an artifical finger.
    erm.......I think he'll find that Ann Summers beat him to it :snigger:

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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    Quote Originally Posted by Genevieve View Post
    erm.......I think he'll find that Ann Summers beat him to it :snigger:
    Oh it's not just fingers they do though!

    I'd elucidate only I'm busy. . . .

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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    You said it was the knee!

    Otherwise I might have argued with their method!
    Well I think they started with rubbing (knees and arms) - then in Sweden, the research moved on to 'stroking' - with a specially designed camel hair brush.

    At that point, I imagine (guess) that they moved on to other parts of the body - although I am sure it was all above board.

    I've been experimenting with this on my own body - and found that the rate of 2 inches per second is about right - and, with some variation it can bring a lot of pleasure. I will send the results of this experiment to the Professor to help with his ground breaking research.

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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    I've been experimenting with this on my own body - and found that the rate of 2 inches per second is about right - and, with some variation it can bring a lot of pleasure.
    Must resist, must resist!
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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    I wonder how they measured the 'pleasure' - and on which parts of the body they tried it out.
    Simple answer to part 1 = Blues dance

    Part 2 use your imagination ( better activate the imagination filters for CheesyRobMan )

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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Must resist, must resist!
    Why? Jivelad obviously didn't

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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Working with researchers in Sweden (where else?): "he found the most pleasurable way to touch someone was to stroke at around two inches per second across the skin and applying pressure equivalent to a third of the weight of a five pence coin."
    That sounds like less of a "rub", and more of a tickle.
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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    Totally agree that rubs and strokes go a long way to relieve tension, both to give and receive. I do believe that research has proved people with pets to stroke are not so stressed and places like old age homes, etc have people that visit with dogs to bring a bit of the feel good factor.

    Carry on caressing that's what I say

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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    Quote Originally Posted by whitetiger1518 View Post
    Part 2 use your imagination ( better activate the imagination filters for CheesyRobMan )
    But it's so much more fun without it

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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    Quote Originally Posted by CheesyRobMan View Post
    But it's so much more fun without it
    Oh help! Please use the filters at least while you work! I don't want to be responsible for you flying planes into things - would much rather you used the imagination filters - they are there for your own protection you know

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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    This explains a lot.. for years I've been rubbing people up the wrong way

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    Re: The optiumum way to rub someone

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf View Post
    This explains a lot.. for years I've been rubbing people up the wrong way
    really? I've not had any complaints so far!!!

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