Edinburgh blues Utopia weekend

[Little Monkey]

Help!

Is there anyone who can help my friend Villemo? She really wants to go to her first ever ceroc party this Saturday, but needs a lift from Glasgow.

She's house-trained, but can get a bit excitable at times. Throw her some chocolate, and she calms down. Alternatively, threaten NOT to give her chocolate, and she'll do anything you ask of her in the hope of getting it.

Please?

And you get to dance with me as a prize. Apparently.

[Filthy Monkey]

Damn! I was going to step in until I saw that I had to dance with you...

I should be able to help out. I'll PM Villemo and see if we can arrange something

[LuLu Baby]

I am so excited about this weekend's dancing. I just know it's going to be an awesome weekend.

Me too! Can't wait!

I wasn't on top form last night, mainly because I forgot to eat! So, I have set my alarm to remind myself to have dinner!

See you all tonight!

Have a safe journey guys

[Villemo]

Damn! I was going to step in until I saw that I had to dance with you...

I should be able to help out. I'll PM Villemo and see if we can arrange something

I'M GOING TO EDINBURGH!
I'M GOING TO EDINBURGH!
I'M GOING TO EDINBURGH!
I'M GOING TO EDINBURGH!
I'M GOING TO EDINBURGH!

[Yliander]

I'M GOING TO EDINBURGH!
I'M GOING TO EDINBURGH!
I'M GOING TO EDINBURGH!
I'M GOING TO EDINBURGH!
I'M GOING TO EDINBURGH!

someone throw her some chocolate QUICK!!

[Little Monkey]

Anyone know if you can get tickets on the door tomorrow? I've tried booking tickets online, but it won't let me pay, so I can't get tickets! Trying to book for Villemo and Freudian Hips, too....

[Yliander]

Anyone know if you can get tickets on the door tomorrow? I've tried booking tickets online, but it won't let me pay, so I can't get tickets! Trying to book for Villemo and Freudian Hips, too....

as it is my plan too

[ducasi]

It's my plan too. I'm fairly sure it's not ticket-only though.

[Little Monkey]

Well, I've now managed to get tickets. Not the easiest system in the world to use when you want tickets for yourself and two friends (particularly when it didn't work when I tried using my credit card), though.... Particularly when one wasn't already registered. The whole carry-on with needing their full names, date of birth and address!! Why can't I book three female tickets in my name? Silly....

[Little Monkey]

Damn! I was going to step in until I saw that I had to dance with you...

Seems like we both lost out on this deal, huh?

I'm a Shy Little Monkey. Please remember that for the future. Naughty boy...

[Villemo]

Shy Little Monkey???
Sorry darling, nobody will buy that one...
Though selling off dances with LM in return for a lift seemed to work great, I think I might do it again...
In love and dance....

Had a great time yesterday! Thanks to everybody!!!

[ducasi]

Made it to the tea dance this afternoon. Had a fab time. So many lovely dances. Only regret was missing the folks who couldn't come out to play today.

[ShinyWeeStar]

Though selling off dances with LM in return for a lift seemed to work great, I think I might do it again...
In love and dance....

Okay Villemo, I turned a blind eye this weekend, seeing as it was your first freestyle night (which I'm glad you enjoyed, btw ) and a "one off" occasion, but I feel the time has now come for me to step in and defend my Little Monkey's honour.

May I remind you that LM is my wifey and I would appreciate it if you would refrain from pimping out her services from now on.

Thank you kindly.

[Villemo]

Okay Villemo, I turned a blind eye this weekend, seeing as it was your first freestyle night (which I'm glad you enjoyed, btw ) and a "one off" occasion, but I feel the time has now come for me to step in and defend my Little Monkey's honour.

May I remind you that LM is my wifey and I would appreciate it if you would refrain from pimping out her services from now on.

Thank you kindly.

Villemo looks at old pictures of Little Monkey....
Blues costume....skirt....caveman???
Oh the stories she could tell...
What's wrong with pimping out someone elses wife?? Hello?
Actually, I felt it was quite an honor! I needed a ride, and offered the best dancer I know
SWS, as an old LM-ex, I challenge you!

[Filthy Monkey]

I'll just go get the chocolate sauce and the bikinis...

[Villemo]

I'll just go get the chocolate sauce and the bikinis...

Will you be the referee then, Filthy Monkey?

[Little Monkey]

I feel the time has now come for me to step in and defend my Little Monkey's honour.

May I remind you that LM is my wifey and I would appreciate it if you would refrain from pimping out her services from now on.

Thank you kindly.

Oooooh, my wifey is willing to fight for my honour! How utterly romantic!!

Villemo looks at old pictures of Little Monkey....
Blues costume....skirt....caveman???
Oh the stories she could tell...
What's wrong with pimping out someone elses wife?? Hello?
Actually, I felt it was quite an honor! I needed a ride, and offered the best dancer I know
SWS, as an old LM-ex, I challenge you!

Don't. You. DARE. You're not showing anyone those photos!!!!!

Actually, I'm quite flattered: I'm the best dancer Villemo knows!

I'll just go get the chocolate sauce and the bikinis...

Will you look after me while my ex and my wife fight over me?

Will you be the referee then, Filthy Monkey?

Think he's more likely to egg you on and incourage dirty fighting....

Now, I am extremely flattered that two lovely people are fighting over me. And I don't want to sound ungrateful. But wouldn't it be nice if they were.... Well.... Of the male variety...?

One can always dream....

Oh, and if there's anyone out there who secretly fancy me, feel free to have a duel on my behalf! I'm an old romantic at heart..... Just don't get any more females involved, or this will turn into a real cat-fight!

[ShinyWeeStar]

Oooooh, my wifey is willing to fight for my honour! How utterly romantic!!

Does that mean I've scored brownie points?

What's wrong with pimping out someone elses wife?? Hello?

Hellooo...

SWS, as an old LM-ex, I challenge you!

Villemo, as a current LM-spouse, I accept your challenge. Take that!

I'll just go get the chocolate sauce and the bikinis...

The only way that's going to work is if you bring ice cream and supermodels (cos I ain't getting into a bikini for man or monkey!).

[Filthy Monkey]

The only way that's going to work is if you bring ice cream and supermodels (cos I ain't getting into a bikini for man or monkey!).

Fine, do it naked, if that's what you really want. See if I care...

[Villemo]

Does that mean I've scored brownie points?


The only way that's going to work is if you bring ice cream and supermodels (cos I ain't getting into a bikini for man or monkey!).

I thought the chocolate sauce and bikini was for FM to wear?
I must be all confused...

SWS... back at ya, and raise with a