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    Auctioning yourself for dinner on eBay

    This "lovely Devon lass" is auctioning a dinner date with herself on eBay.

    See DATE FOR SALE with Lovely Devon Lass! 100% Genuine! on eBay, also, Mobile Phones, Mobile Home Phones (end time 14-Sep-08 22:22:17 BST)

    She apparently "likes a good crack" (so maybe that forumite who has "an arse so nice you could eat your dinner off it" would be in with a chance) - although any sexual "insinuation" means that she is entitled to cancel the date (so I would be unlikely to order chicken breast or any well hung beef if I won the auction).

    At the moment the highest bid is £51.

    It seems like a great way to make some money - she seems to have worked out the terms and conditions in some detail.

    Would you do it?

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    Re: Auctioning yourself for dinner on eBay

    Sounds like an escort advert to me! I wouldnt want to go on a date with anyone if i had to pay them for it.

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    Re: Auctioning yourself for dinner on eBay

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    any sexual "insinuation" means that she is entitled to cancel the date
    A date without any sexual insinuations? Wooo, sounds like a fun time.

    Quote Originally Posted by cat View Post
    Sounds like an escort advert to me!
    But without any actual sex, or indeed any insinuations.

    So, let me get this straight - you're paying someone to have dinner with you, which of course you also pay for, and you guarantee there's no nookie at the end of the evening.

    Yeah, fantastic.

    On the plus side, Devon's a long way from bleedin' Southport, so there's a chance we won't hear the screams of anguish at the end of the weekender...

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