The 500K post...

[David Bailey]

Yes, it's that time again

• http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/c...00th-post.html - February 2006
• http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/c...300k-post.html - October 2006
• http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/c...00th-post.html - August 2007

So it looks like we're stabilising at around 100,000 posts per year at the moment.

So who's going to get the Big Half-Million?

[DavidB]

If we start a rumour that Jive Addiction have gone into partnership with Andy & Lee, bought out Mike Ellard, renamed Ceroc as 'The Singletons Sofa Dance Company', and taken on Gadget as Head Of Dance, then we should reach 500,000 by tomorrow morning.

[Stuart M]

Yes, it's that time again

• http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/c...00th-post.html - February 2006
• http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/c...300k-post.html - October 2006
• http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/c...00th-post.html - August 2007

So it looks like we're stabilising at around 100,000 posts per year at the moment.

So who's going to get the Big Half-Million?

[ducasi]

... Jive Addiction have gone into partnership with Andy & Lee, bought out Mike Ellard, renamed Ceroc as 'The Singletons Sofa Dance Company', and taken on Gadget as Head Of Dance ...

I heard that too!

What do folks think this will mean for the teaching of footwork in the first move?

[Keefy]

If we start a rumour that Jive Addiction have gone into partnership with Andy & Lee, bought out Mike Ellard, renamed Ceroc as 'The Singletons Sofa Dance Company', and taken on Gadget as Head Of Dance, then we should reach 500,000 by tomorrow morning.

pure class that

[Gav]

Yes, it's that time again

So who's going to get the Big Half-Million?

You'd have thought that with nearly 0.5 million posts there'd be something useful by now.

[Gadget]

I heard that too!

What do folks think this will mean for the teaching of footwork in the first move?

With me for "head of dance"...? I say do what you want with your feet - just don't fall over and don't kick your partner... or anyone else's partner.

[Lee Bartholomew]

If we start a rumour that Jive Addiction have gone into partnership with Andy & Lee, bought out Mike Ellard, renamed Ceroc as 'The Singletons Sofa Dance Company', and taken on Gadget as Head Of Dance, then we should reach 500,000 by tomorrow morning.

Whilst I can not confirm or deny the rumours, I can confirm that 'The Rocsters Singletons Jive Sofa addicted South Coast Dance Company ' has an several weekender events booked for next year. These include :-

Bush - Camp and dance for a whole 3 days. Great music, Large sofa and Andy in a dress

Swished - Learn to spin up to 17 spins in a row, Large sofa and Andy in a dress

Drizzle - Get wet getting to and from your chalet, Large sofa and Andy in a dress

Chumps - See just how rubbish a dancer you are as people you thought should have been out first round win everything, Large sofa and Andy in a dress

Blazer - Put on a school uniform (women only event), Large sofa and Andy in a dress

Viva Las Hastings - Come to Hastings, Have some fish, Large sofa and Andy in a dress

Breezy - The windiest weekender in the UK, Large sofa and Andy in a dress

Blister - Dance in shoes too tight, Large sofa and Andy in a dress

Medfeast - East loads in the sun, Large sofa and Andy in a bikini




Dates to be confirmed. Booking will open in next couple of days but single lady places will sell out the day before booking opens so book fast.

[SPROGGS]

Whilst I can not confirm or deny the rumours, I can confirm that 'The Rocsters Singletons Jive Sofa addicted South Coast Dance Company ' has an several weekender events booked for next year. These include :-

Bush - and Andy in a dress

Swished - and Andy in a dress

Drizzle - and Andy in a dress

Chumps - and Andy in a dress

Blazer - and Andy in a dress

Viva Las Hastings - and Andy in a dress

Breezy - and Andy in a dress

Blister - and Andy in a dress

Medfeast - and Andy in a bikini

Well Lee It sound like you have a serious problem..I think that you are in need of some serious therapy

[Lee Bartholomew]

Well Lee It sound like you have a serious problem..I think that you are in need of some serious therapy

Everyone else knows what im on about.

[David Bailey]

Everyone else knows what im on about.

Well, yeah. but you may still need some serious therapy.

[Feelingpink]

Yes, it's that time again

...

So who's going to get the Big Half-Million?

Okay, it's late, but read this post heading & thought it meant you had hit the half million on your own ... well you are rather prolific ...

*reminds self not to go to three events in one night again*

[Andy McGregor]

Well Lee It sound like you have a serious problem..I think that you are in need of some serious therapy

Did someone say I've worn a dress? Well I have. I've not worn one recently. It stopped being funny when everyone else started doing it.

I'd like to say something rude about Lee. But we know that his personality type love that kind of attention. So I'm going to say something rude about David Bailey ...

.. except David is so double-lovely I'd lose my credibility

[JiveLad]

Did someone say I've worn a dress? Well I have. I've not worn one recently. It stopped being funny when everyone else started doing it.

I'd like to say something rude about Lee. But we know that his personality type love that kind of attention. So I'm going to say something rude about David Bailey ...

.. except David is so double-lovely I'd lose my credibility

Andy - when you get a chance, would you mind very much updating your status? It has been at 'Very, very annoyed' for several days now - and it's sending out negative karma across the globe.

Thanks.

[Gav]

Andy - when you get a chance, would you mind very much updating your status? It has been at 'Very, very annoyed' for several days now - and it's sending out negative karma across the globe.

Doesn't matter, the world is going to end soon anyway.

[SPROGGS]

I'd like to say something rude about Lee. But we know that his personality type love that kind of attention.

Lee Who?

[Dreadful Scathe]

.. except David is so double-lovely I'd lose my credibility

do you have any spare ?

[Andy McGregor]

Andy - when you get a chance, would you mind very much updating your status? It has been at 'Very, very annoyed' for several days now - and it's sending out negative karma across the globe.

Thanks.

You are right. I'm calming down so I'm going to lower the level to Very annoyed. I'm not the only one. There a whole Facebook group who seem to be even more annoyed

[Andy McGregor]

Who?

I've no idea who you're talking about As Oscar Wilde said "the only thing worse than being talked about ...

Go here for more information on the phenomenon.

Basically, you need to stop being a mirror for this type of person and they cease to exist.

do you have any spare ?

I think incredible is the word you're seeking

[SPROGGS]

Go here for more information on the phenomenon.
I think incredible is the word you're seeking

Oh! "THAT" Lee