Ok so someone mentioned it, nobody dare start it so here goes:
What are women really for on the ceroc dance floor?
well for starters as much as I love ceroc, I dont think I could do it with men, even if I do come from the era of the Solo Bop where men used to make a circle aound the dance floor and make complete idiots of themselves in the middle.
secondly: women are there to make the man look good on the dance floor. Without the women looking good us poor mortal men can only look like prancing idiots.
Thirdly, hey whats the use of legalised flirting if there are no women to flirt with.
So come on then let the flak begin, or is this the start of a very interesting thread
I dared you to start it so well done!
I put my thoughts on what men are for on the other thread...am I allowed to comment on this one? (being a woman myself...
Think I will just sit back and see what develops over the next few days...I might even learn a thing or two...
Hey if women can take the role of the man on the dance floor, as quite a few of them do, then surely they can make comments on this threadOriginally posted by Forte
I dared you to start it so well done!
I put my thoughts on what men are for on the other thread...am I allowed to comment on this one? (being a woman myself...
Think I will just sit back and see what develops over the next few days...I might even learn a thing or two...
Besides, being a man, who is constantly told that I can only lead on the dance floor, who am I to argue as to wether you can make comments on this thread or not
1: Headache, mine not yours.
2: Making you feel guilty for having the audacity to defend yourself against them
3: Smelling lovely
Originally posted by Boomer
3: Smelling lovely
Well done Darlig it's always good to have both sides of the argument (so to speak)
Well us women are good for
1) making the guys feel good (even when they stuff up)
2) laughing/smiling at ure jokes (even when there not funny)
3) following the guys lead (as best we can)
4) looking good
Just feel the music and dance the night away
Women are there to make men look good
Women are there so we can teach them to count,when they walk along the lines
Women are there to ensure there is enough chatter going on
Women are there because there perfumes neutrilise the smell coming from the some men
Women are there to wait and hope they will get a dance
Women are there ,as they know how to follow their leader (a man)
I am joking of course
Women in Ceroc are there:
For us to admire their beauty and style.
For us to for once be able to get our own way and control them for a change! Although sadly it doesnt always work with all women.
To apologise to the guy when she messes up his moves
To remove the sweat from our backs
To look lovingly into his eyes even if she cant stand the look of him.
To smile and laugh at his occassional rude jokes or comments
To teach the guys what a beat is!
I like most of these reasons best. HOWEVER.......Originally posted by Jon
Women in Ceroc are there:
For us to admire their beauty and style.
For us to for once be able to get our own way and control them for a change! Although sadly it doesnt always work with all women.
To apologise to the guy when she messes up his moves
To remove the sweat from our backs
To look lovingly into his eyes even if she cant stand the look of him.
To smile and laugh at his occassional rude jokes or comments
To teach the guys what a beat is!
In my...or should I say 'our' case (thats him and me) its the following:-
To find the way to the dance venue in the first place!
To remember to pack the dance bag!
To order the tickets or book us into various dance events, months in advance!
To wake him up so he can get ready to go dancing on time!
To remember most of his moves for him!
To make sure his favourite tee shirt is washed and ready each time!
To remember where he left the car in the car park!
I could go on but I think there is a picture emerging
ALL THIS I GLADLY DO SO THAT I GET TO SLEEP ON THE LONG DRIVE HOME AFTER A GREAT NIGHTS DANCING
Hi 'thewacko'Originally posted by thewacko
Ok so someone mentioned it, nobody dare start it so here goes:
What are women really for on the ceroc dance floor?
well for starters as much as I love ceroc, I dont think I could do it with men, even if I do come from the era of the Solo Bop where men used to make a circle aound the dance floor and make complete idiots of themselves in the middle.
secondly: women are there to make the man look good on the dance floor. Without the women looking good us poor mortal men can only look like prancing idiots.
Thirdly, hey whats the use of legalised flirting if there are no women to flirt with.
So come on then let the flak begin, or is this the start of a very interesting thread
I can see why you have such a name AND have you met Andy McGrester
I think you should never dance with a woman (a real one) again, just ask Andy to dance, especially when he is wearing the gear in his avatar
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Surely the ladies specialities (aside from the obvious) are:
1). wiggling
2). hip movement
In general (kilted menfolk aside) skills the men aren't reknowned for.
Neil
OOOOh......you can't have seen David Rokov dancing then. Now there is a man who CAN wiggle his hips!Originally posted by spindr
Surely the ladies specialities (aside from the obvious) are:
1). wiggling
2). hip movement
In general (kilted menfolk aside) skills the men aren't reknowned for.
Neil
You want to be v e r y careful with David, girls. Rumour has it you can get pregnant just dancing with himOriginally posted by Daisy
OOOOh......you can't have seen David Rokov dancing then. Now there is a man who CAN wiggle his hips!
Dance with me instead... much safer...
Though I spose if you're dancing with David, I can dance with Val...
On second thoughts, dance with him as much as you like...
Chris
Have I ever danced with you Chris? I'm not sure if I know who you are yet.Originally posted by ChrisA
You want to be v e r y careful with David, girls. Rumour has it you can get pregnant just dancing with him
Dance with me instead... much safer...
Though I spose if you're dancing with David, I can dance with Val...
On second thoughts, dance with him as much as you like...
Chris
It's Ok.....I'm immune to David R but it is interesting to watch.
No, I haven't had that pleasure... met you briefly on the way out of Hipsters a couple of weeks back; you were clutching your trophy laminated photos.Originally posted by Daisy
Have I ever danced with you Chris? I'm not sure if I know who you are yet.
An interesting definition of "interesting" i hadn't come across.Originally posted by Daisy
It's Ok.....I'm immune to David R but it is interesting to watch.
I guess I'm just jealous
Chris
Oh that's all so so true!! And I also do the sleeping in the car on the way home.Originally posted by Daisy
I like most of these reasons best. HOWEVER.......
In my...or should I say 'our' case (thats him and me) its the following:-
To find the way to the dance venue in the first place!
To remember to pack the dance bag!
To order the tickets or book us into various dance events, months in advance!
To wake him up so he can get ready to go dancing on time!
To remember most of his moves for him!
To make sure his favourite tee shirt is washed and ready each time!
To remember where he left the car in the car park!
I could go on but I think there is a picture emerging
ALL THIS I GLADLY DO SO THAT I GET TO SLEEP ON THE LONG DRIVE HOME AFTER A GREAT NIGHTS DANCING
Every time we leave the house, I have to run through this checklist - 'have you got your dance shoes, glasses, watch, .....'
And everytime we leave a venue, and I mean every time, without fail, I hear, 'I've lost the car keys ... Oh no, I've lost my glasses'. And, of course, they're always in the bottom of the bag ...
Men!! But we love 'em really. And love the dances they give us. They're also particularly brilliant at getting spiders out of the bath, and letting you warm your ice-cold feet up on them.
R.
Originally posted by Rachel
They're also particularly brilliant at getting spiders out of the bath, and letting you warm your ice-cold feet up on them.
Originally posted by Graham
When they are this size, you might be able to...Originally posted by Graham
How do you warm your feet up on spiders from the bath?
(On second thoughts - I'll post the link to the picture.
It is NOT faked - they really are this big)
ACK!!
David. That's such a mean photo to post. I've gone all shivery now
Steve
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