Midnight at the Utopia Oasis

[Astro]

the social club we went to in Neachells didn't allow 'coloureds' in

You're joking ain't you?

aint that the truth.

when I split with my childrens farther he went on an on about 'you better not take up with any n*****' i'm not having one bring up my kids, and he voted BNP

When he started courting for the 1st time the children said they had been ice skating with daddy's new girlfriend, and he had met her at the wackywearhouse, when I asked if it was the lady with the blond hair there reply NO mommy she Jamaican I wonder if he ever told her he voted BNP

Not only did he acquire an Asian daughter-in-law, but also a grandson-in -law, as she was a single mother.

Oddly enough they have moved to Jersey.....

[Trouble]

ooh i just found my outfit. Ordered it... all excited now.

Im going to be jingling all over the place

[jinski]

Booked ticket ages ago so as not to miss out but didn't clock to fancy dress bit!

Now paniking as cant think of anything to cover huge spare flab!

Anyone know a good tent manufacturer?

[Astro]

Booked ticket ages ago so as not to miss out but didn't clock to fancy dress bit!

Now paniking as cant think of anything to cover huge spare flab!

Anyone know a good tent manufacturer?

Will all the men (DTS excepted of course) be shrouded in Beaudoin robes?
With beards and tea towel head wear?

Whilst the females are showing acres of flesh, hardly fair.

[fletch]

Will all the men (DTS excepted of course) be shrouded in Beaudoin robes?
With beards and tea towel head wear?

Whilst the females are showing acres of flesh, hardly fair.

hun there are some guys that will be there that you will be glad there coverd up

[Astro]

hun there are some guys that will be there that you will be glad there coverd up

I won't be there, have no ticket.

But if the weather improves may be on holiday that weekend.

Shouldn't be posting on this thread really.

[fletch]

Shouldn't be posting on this thread really.

its not stoped othere before

[Mel_and_tonic]

YAY! I got a ticket for this! But...I have no idea what to wear!!!!

[Trouble]

YAY! I got a ticket for this! But...I have no idea what to wear!!!!

great stuff, im sure you could put a bin liner on and look great girl.
xx

[Vegetable]

yeh WHAT THE ()£"$*£"(%*"$£_)%*)$£ Do you wear.

Im still confused

[dave the scaffolder]

yeh WHAT THE ()£"$*£"(%*"$£_)%*)$£ Do you wear.

Im still confused

A Fez and a nighshirt is looking favourite for me at the mo, or a German soldier, lots of these in the desert.

DTS XXX XX

[Minnie M]

for the men.........

Ali Barba etc., Aladin, Simbad etc.,

or you could cross dress as a belly dancer, or one of the Sheik's hareem

[dave the scaffolder]

for the men.........

Ali Barba etc., Aladin, Simbad etc.,

or you could cross dress as a belly dancer, or one of the Sheik's hareem

Oh I say me and cross dressing are mates you know.

DTS XXX XXX

[Mel_and_tonic]

Ahh! Still don't know what to wear after trawling ebay! Eeek! I've never had this much difficulty putting together an outfit before...

[Minnie M]

Ahh! Still don't know what to wear after trawling ebay! Eeek! I've never had this much difficulty putting together an outfit before...

Check out Dean Maynards site for sexy blingy bras and wear with a flowing skirt (he is the guy who has a stall at Southport)

or contact Dangerous Curves aka Diane Hampson (on facebook) - she is a belly dancer and has lots of ideas

[Mel_and_tonic]

Check out Dean Maynards site for sexy blingy bras and wear with a flowing skirt (he is the guy who has a stall at Southport)

or contact Dangerous Curves aka Diane Hampson (on facebook) - she is a belly dancer and has lots of ideas

Thanks!!! I think I am also going to trawl Camden market this weekend!

[Trouble]

Thanks!!! I think I am also going to trawl Camden market this weekend!

Im going to be trawling a haberdashery. My outfit has just come in. Trousers, great, top... well lets just say,,, it was made for a B cup and my nipples are covered and thats about it.... LOL LOL

gonna have to be creative in my sewing this weekend cause its like trying to fit two ruby balls into two egg cups. DOH x

[dave the scaffolder]

Im going to be trawling a haberdashery. My outfit has just come in. Trousers, great, top... well lets just say,,, it was made for a B cup and my nipples are covered and thats about it.... LOL LOL

gonna have to be creative in my sewing this weekend cause its like trying to fit two ruby balls into two egg cups. DOH x

Oh I say couple of lovely puppies springs to mind.

DTS XXX XXX

[Mel_and_tonic]

Im going to be trawling a haberdashery. My outfit has just come in. Trousers, great, top... well lets just say,,, it was made for a B cup and my nipples are covered and thats about it.... LOL LOL

gonna have to be creative in my sewing this weekend cause its like trying to fit two ruby balls into two egg cups. DOH x

Heheheh! Good luck with the sewing!

[fletch]

Thanks!!! I think I am also going to trawl Camden market this weekend!

thats where I went shopping for Trinny, and I bought her a fab, midnight in the oasis out fit, I didn't realise I couldn't keep anythink at the time

you will find a fab one