I will start.....

One of my best mates, I was best man at his wedding and him at mine, good mates are we.

Anyway I was around his house years ago and his wife and I played a joke on him.

As he pulled into his drive I stripped down to my pants, gorgeous grey old ones with holes, lovely.

As he walked thro the door we pretended we were just having sex and I was trying to pull my trousers on as he walked in.

Stone me he went mad and it took ages to convince him we were just playing a joke on him.

Fire at will.

DTS XXX XXX