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    Re: A New Hobby

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhythm King View Post
    How? - By kissing them?...
    No, ofcourse not!

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    Re: A New Hobby

    Quote Originally Posted by LuLu Baby View Post
    No, ofcourse not!
    Errm, I'm a virologist and I can assure you that the most effective way to catch glandular fever is by kissing

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuLu Baby View Post
    No, ofcourse not!
    Really! You're no fun! So how will you be passing on you evil disease? Hope you are starting to feel better!

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    Re: A New Hobby

    I would just like to clarify that anyone turning up naked with beer has to pass a short initiation test, may involve vaseline and baby wipes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    I would just like to clarify that anyone turning up naked with beer has to pass a short initiation test, may involve vaseline and baby wipes.

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    Glad I opted for the bring cake option!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Georgious dancer View Post
    Really! You're no fun! So how will you be passing on you evil disease?
    Ok then, if I must...

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    I would just like to clarify that anyone turning up naked with beer has to pass a short initiation test, may involve vaseline and baby wipes
    Sounds good to me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Georgious dancer View Post
    Glad I opted for the bring cake option!
    Emmm, yeah that's what I wish I had said too! Shame I can't cook very well! Maybe one day I'll tell you some stories about me and my cooking! I think I put my Home Ec teacher into therapy when I was at school! I'm probably in the health and safety talk... what NOT to do!

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    Lou, I'll give you some lessons when I'm next up in Scotland!

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    Thanks!

    Looking forward to telling you my stories from Home Ec! Although, a little embarassed too! My friend and I worked together in a work base type thing... aka a kitchen! Such fun! How we are still alive today I will never know! I did really well in my exam though, with a few slip ups on the way! No really, there were 6 janitors cleaning up after me!

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    [quote=LuLu Baby;490666] Ok then, if I must...



    Sounds good to me!



    I am sending a 1st class train ticket as we speak.

    Now wheres that industrial size bucket of vaseline???

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    Re: A New Hobby

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    Now wheres that industrial size bucket of vaseline???
    What have I let myself in for?!

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    Re: A New Hobby

    Quote Originally Posted by LuLu Baby View Post
    What have I let myself in for?!
    Dont worry, the vaseline is so he can slide down the scaffolding pole, his knees aint quite wot they used to be.... Stairs are a problem..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    Dont worry, the vaseline is so he can slide down the scaffolding pole, his knees aint quite wot they used to be.... Stairs are a problem..
    hows that NCP attendant disguise coming on then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    I would just like to clarify that anyone turning up naked with beer has to pass a short initiation test, may involve vaseline and baby wipes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    Dont worry, the vaseline is so he can slide down the scaffolding pole, his knees aint quite wot they used to be.... Stairs are a problem..
    Phew! That's a relief

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    I will bring my unlimited supply of mint imperials - always good for the long lorry journey home.
    Last edited by sunnybunny; 5th-August-2008 at 04:53 PM. Reason: substitute lorry for car !

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    Re: A New Hobby

    Quote Originally Posted by batnurse View Post




    Phew! That's a relief
    That will be my line sweetie.

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    Re: A New Hobby

    A hollow mountain sounds like a sheep haven.

    Well away from those pesky welsh sheep worriers...

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    Re: A New Hobby

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    baby wipes.

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    do you take baby wipes where ever you go ?



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    Quote Originally Posted by fletch View Post
    do you take baby wipes where ever you go ?


    I do tend to have a pack or 2 lying around in odd places.

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    Re: A New Hobby

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch
    do you take baby wipes where ever you go ?

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    I do tend to have a pack or 2 lying around in odd places.

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    Yeah, but most people take clean ones

    I'll bring my one good eye to the team, so I can use the other to cast an evil eye on the enenema...enemy

    I'll bring beer too, but I don't get naked for ANY man!.....or any woman come to that (I'm a little fussy at times )

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    Iain my lovely how the devil are you long time no see, so to speak.

    Men and beer usually end up sleeping and farting we will drop the naked bit for men of a nervous disposition.

    Bit of a plan here.......Join Stokie;s gang and find out how much free beer he is offering, then report back to me a bit sharpish. Good man yourself.

    Chop chop then.

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