One other thing I forgot to mention...
Anybody turning up naked with beer is deffo IN.
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Aye aye sport fans I have been on a searching journey into my soul as of late and I have decided that I need another hobby to run alongside my dancing.
So I have decided to create a group of heroic, square jawed, barrel chested, steely eyed gorgeous super heroes.
Our remit shall be to lend a hand in times of wrongdoing, just as long as no actual effort is needed and no hitting in the face is involved. Thinking along the lines of vanquishing the undead and battling evil underworld demons etc. However we do need to be home for dinner every evening and we may have to get an adult to see us across the road.
I have drawn a preliminary list of potential nominees with associated skills.
Me... As I am gorgeous and I have 2 lorries, there is always a car chase, we can use a lorry. Very handy are lorries.
Chicklet....Token slapper, she knows she is. (see other thread for confirmation).
UnderPar....Very handy in a tall man type situation.
Trouble...Would be handy if we needed a disguise of a NCP carpark attendent with associated limp and moustache. (she may have to put on the limp).
Beowolf and Dreadfull Scathe......They are just weird in their own way and know loads of stuff which may be handy.
Rocky....Nice arse and he has the goatee beard already.
Fletch...To lend a hand with fashion and revealing costumes for everyone.
Barishnikov....We are bound to be sued by someone.
David Bailey.....In a sticky life or death type situation he could do a tango lesson. In the ensuing boredom we could escape.
Any other nominees??????
You can nominate yourself or anyone else, no limits on nominations, but please include attributes said nominee can bring.
Oh nearly forgot anybody who can bring food and cake are IN.
Keep it semi nice.
I thank you
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Last edited by dave the scaffolder; 2nd-August-2008 at 10:32 AM. Reason: Catering issues
One other thing I forgot to mention...
Anybody turning up naked with beer is deffo IN.
DTS XXX XXX
i have no problem with nudity OR beer, so count me in - although I resent the implication that my brand of weirdness is on par with BeoWulfs
I considered joining your happy, clappy, hippy, tree hugging, group. Then my better sense took over. I feel that if you're going to round up some sort of goody goody bunch, then you will need an arch nemisis; your very own Moriati.
I have a cat to stroke in my swivel chair.... now all I need is a HUGE map of the Ceroc kingdom with flashing lights on it.... if anyone has a secret hollowed out mountain I can borrow then you're in! Also I need an army of gun toting minions (orange overalls supplied).. good rates of pay, defectors very welcome. FREE BEER!
Bring it on Welshy! I'm building a laser to cut you in half, painful end first as we speak... mwahahahahahaaaa
No Welshies were hurt in the production of this post.. but watch this space
Oh I say behave yourself!!!!
You dont think I was too harsh there, do you?? Question to viewing public, asked in annoyingly warm ,silk chocolately voice.
Nice pussy, by the way hows TwirlyBird????
Was there mention of beer???
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OK, Stokie...
I'll lend U my mountain... I'll even supply the beer!!
(as long as I get to wear one of those smashing orange overalls)
i'm also good with chocolate cake and the supply of 'cute ass' youngsters.
I can pole dance to distract all the evil men...... with beer of course... not sure about pole dancing naked but after a few beers......
Count me in - by the time the surgeons have finished everything they're talking about doing I'm practically going to be Robocop!
And, of course being Batgirl, I am already a Superhero!
If I had the power of invisibility I would bring beer naked!
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