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    Re: It's the end of the world as we know it..!

    "I'll have a Consonant Carol"

    'Y'

    "Because I want a Consonant Carol!"


    Aw what a shame, I'll never get to use the line now

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    Re: It's the end of the world as we know it..!

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Carol 'quits' Countdown.
    I'm bloody good at the numbers on Countdown. I'd do it for £149,999 + half a curly wurly.
    Now's your chance, DT. Have you seen this?

    Countdown » Channel 4

    Countdown Launches Search for new Arithmetician

    Are you a number cruncher who loves Countdown? We might just have the job for you…

    Channel 4 and producers of Countdown are launching a search to find a new Arithmetician who will replace Carol Vorderman when she leaves the programme at the end of this year.

    Applications are open to all, both male and female candidates, but applicants will be expected to have excellent numeric and literacy skills. Previous television experience is not necessary although the charm and charisma to appeal to viewers is. Short-listed applicants will then be invited to attend auditions with Countdown producers.

    The closing date to apply for the position is Friday 19 September 2008. The new Countdown recruit will be seen on screen for the new series in January 2009.

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    Re: It's the end of the world as we know it..!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lou View Post
    Now's your chance, DT. Have you seen this?

    Countdown » Channel 4
    Go for it Lou. Anyone else ? Lets have a glut of forumites going for it - i would , but i never paid attention in Maths or Arithmetic classes

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    Re: It's the end of the world as we know it..!

    Her replacement looks just the part.

    She is Rachel - from................Essex.

    Hmmm - could be worth applying to appear as a contestant.

    In this photo, I wonder what the remaining letters were on the board?


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    Re: It's the end of the world as we know it..!

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Her replacement looks just the part.

    She is Rachel - from................Essex.
    JL she really does have a nice pair of legs.

    and I wonder when she will be doing her pole dancing bit each day, watching that my number could be up.

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    Re: It's the end of the world as we know it..!

    Quote Originally Posted by ant View Post
    she really does have a nice pair of legs.
    How can you tell from that picture? She might have a club foot, green toenails & a hairy mole under those tights.

    In any case...she doesn't look as saucy as Carol. Carol had a look of sophisticated slut about her...this new girl looks like she'd barf all over you if you so much as suggested a quick bit of fellatio.

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    Re: It's the end of the world as we know it..!

    Originally Posted by Double Trouble
    How can you tell from that picture? She might have a club foot, green toenails & a hairy mole under those tights.
    Who cares
    Originally Posted by Double Trouble
    In any case...she doesn't look as saucy as Carol. Carol had a look of sophisticated slut about her...
    I am not sure about that

    Originally Posted by Double Trouble
    this new girl looks like she'd barf all over you if you so much as suggested a quick bit of fellatio.
    exactly what I'm dreaming

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    Re: It's the end of the world as we know it..!

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    How can you tell from that picture? She might have a club foot, green toenails & a hairy mole under those tights.

    In any case...she doesn't look as saucy as Carol. Carol had a look of sophisticated slut about her...this new girl looks like she'd barf all over you if you so much as suggested a quick bit of fellatio.
    DT, thanks for that. I just spat my squash over my keyboard ... right in front of our IT manager too

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    Re: It's the end of the world as we know it..!

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    In any case...she doesn't look as saucy as Carol. Carol had a look of sophisticated slut about her...this new girl looks like she'd barf all over you if you so much as suggested a quick bit of fellatio.
    mm ive seen that look on a few people.

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