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    Cleavage: how low do you go?

    An interesting article in the Independent today:
    Cleavage: how low do you go? - Features, Fashion - The Independent

    My eyebrow was raised when I saw this sentence:
    "There is nothing prettier than a couple of ripe, juicy young breasts bursting out of a tight top (though showing a nipple is perhaps a centimetre too far)"

    Firstly, I was surprised (I am so old fashioned and live in a cocooned little world where the five of us go down to smugglers cove, come back and eat sandwiches with lashings of Skippy coming to the rescue if I get stuck down the old mine shaft) that a woman would write like this: it's very Clarksonesque (mind you - he is a tad 'old fashioned' as well).

    Maybe she had read someone's post on this forum from yesterday about:
    "gazing at the low cut top she is wearing with her bosoms overflowing like whipped cream". (see http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/c...tml#post485269)

    Secondly, maybe she should have used 'inch' instead of centimetre.

    Thirdly, maybe there are prettier things.

    Fourthly - 'juicy'? (As in milk?).

    Dunno - what do you think?

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Dunno - what do you think?
    I think Susan Sarandon is sexy as hell, but that she really should cover up, that outfit's doing her no favours.

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by David Bailey View Post
    I think Susan Sarandon is sexy as hell
    Never understood that saying. What exactly is so sexy about hell? To me, the place sounds like one huge turn-off

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    Quote Originally Posted by straycat View Post
    Never understood that saying. What exactly is so sexy about hell? To me, the place sounds like one huge turn-off
    Good point. And what about "horny", huh? What's sexy about horns?

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by David Bailey View Post
    Good point. And what about "horny", huh? What's sexy about horns?
    is that the goat/man thing?

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    The most attractive/outrageous I've seen, but not touched, was a pair of braces from waist to shoulder and I'm sure a bit of double sided tape to keep the nipples just covered all night.

    PS,
    she belonged to someone else, so I behaved myself.

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by straycat View Post
    Never understood that saying. What exactly is so sexy about hell? To me, the place sounds like one huge turn-off
    a place forgotten by God and its virtue army, where the fire of debauchery reigns and where you'll be tied up and whipped to punition by Satan's mistresses for your sins... no, really, can't see either what the link to sex is...

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by David Bailey View Post
    Good point. And what about "horny", huh? What's sexy about horns?
    Assume it's got something to with the phrase "having the horn"

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Being a woman of ample bosom (what, you hadn't noticed?) there's one thing that really upsets me.

    Take two identical tops. Lets say a vest top from Marks & Spencers, with a round lowish neck. If a woman with small or medium boobs wears a top like this under a suit, it looks absolutely fine. Perhaps showing the very top of a cleavage, just to be feminine, but without looking tarty.

    Put the same top on me and it's a different story. Then I get the plss taken out of me at work, with the blokes telling me to "Put them away", etc.

    Basically, unless you want to wear roll neck jumpers all through the summer, your boobs are pretty much on show when you have bigguns. But what's annoying is constantly being accused of "showing them off" when actually, that's the last thing I want...at work at any rate.

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by straycat View Post
    Never understood that saying. What exactly is so sexy about hell? To me, the place sounds like one huge turn-off
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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Caro View Post
    a place forgotten by God and its virtue army, where the fire of debauchery reigns and where you'll be tied up and whipped to punition by Satan's mistresses for your sins... no, really, can't see either what the link to sex is...
    To be honest, that isn't my idea of fun. It might, of course, be yours - but I always though that hell was supposed to be more of a punishment than a holiday camp for French fetishists with masochistic tendencies? I've no idea what list of endless delights one might have to look forward to in hell, I'm pretty sure that it'll have nothing in common with any lists of things one might find remotely enjoyable....

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi View Post
    That's simply good marketing
    Just don't forget to read the small print....

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by straycat View Post
    To be honest, that isn't my idea of fun.
    of course, they all say that...

    Quote Originally Posted by straycat View Post
    I always though that hell was supposed to be more of a punishment than a holiday camp for French fetishists with masochistic tendencies?
    I'm just trying to help you form a more attractive mental representation of hell, you know

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    is that the goat/man thing?
    I''m a goat although sometimes a sheep

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    M&S are in trouble for something else too...

    This bit made me laugh:

    One shopper wrote: 'It's about equality, dammit.' Another member claims the campaign had 'an immediate impact' on M&S boss Stuart Rose - claiming he has looked 'like a man clobbered by the full force of our collective breasts'.

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    If a woman with small or medium boobs wears a top like this under a suit, it looks absolutely fine. ~snip~
    Put the same top on me and it's a different story.
    I'm so glad you pointed this out, its a fact, the same clothes look completely different depending on what size boobs you have.

    I wore a plain white fitted Tshirt a couple of weeks ago and got three comments in one day. (before anyone says anything, I had a bra on!) Now I feel embarrassed to wear it again
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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by David Bailey View Post
    I think Susan Sarandon is sexy as hell, but that she really should cover up, that outfit's doing her no favours.
    She showed a lot of clevage in "The Rocky Horror Show"

    Did you prefer her in the virginial white combo or the black suspenders combo?
    Quote Originally Posted by David Bailey View Post
    Good point. And what about "horny", huh? What's sexy about horns?
    I think it's from the God Pan - who had horns and was a bit of a lad.

    We get the word "panic" from the god Pan too.

    Also he had cloven feet and was likened to the devil.

    The devil lives in Hell

    Sexy as hell, horny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    Did you prefer her in the virginial white combo or the black suspenders combo?
    I preferred her in White Palace. Phwoooooar
    Last edited by David Bailey; 11th-July-2008 at 02:24 PM. Reason: Can't even drool correctly... :(

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    is that the goat/man thing?
    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    ..........I think it's from the God Pan - who had horns and was a bit of a lad.
    yes, half man and half goat.
    Last edited by dep; 11th-July-2008 at 12:20 PM. Reason: how little I know about paganism

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    Re: Cleavage: how low do you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Caro View Post
    I'm just trying to help you form a more attractive mental representation of hell, you know
    So underneath that mild-mannered, demure exterior, you're actually a demon temptress succubus from hell, trying to tempt poor innocent men into eternal darkness and suffering?

    I honestly would never have guessed!
    Seriously!
    Never in a million years!
    Bit of a turn-up for the books, that one...

    Are there any other people with secret identities on this forum that I should perhaps know about?

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