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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by Trousers View Post
    Twirly you sort of forgot to tel him to write stuff that isn't insulting - That's normally the best way to avoid being neg repped
    True, but I did think that was kind of obvious... and it seemed to be the lack of identity as to the neg repper he was complaining about, not the neg rep itself.

    I never quite understand why people draw attention to it... I got some the other day, although found it amusing rather than anything else, as their partner had positively repped me for the exact same post

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly View Post
    ..... it seemed to be the lack of identity as to the neg repper he was complaining about, not the neg rep itself.
    it's the hiding behind the veil of anonymity that I find cowardly.

    If some Saddos cannot see the funny side of having a poke at an obviously erroneous stereotype then I'm person enough to accept the negs.

    Just as well she was not a dizzy.
    Last edited by dep; 10th-July-2008 at 03:59 PM.

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Do we know anything about the guy?

    So far the attention has been on the woman - and to summarise the viewpoint so far it seems to be:
    - she wrong/stupid (especially after being warned once) and should have known better having lived there for 3 years.

    What about the guy - maybe he was just over there for a short vacation and did not know anything about the local laws. He happens to meet a woman who he finds attractive, looks into her eyes and he knows. He knows that they are destined to make sweet music together. They flirt, innocently at first. He laughs, she laughs.........another glass of Veuve Cliquot creates a sparkle in their eyes.

    "There are a lot of cranes in Dubai" he says
    "Yes - there are some fab places being erected"
    "Hmmm - yes I've just come over to see if there's anything I would like"
    "..And do you like what you see?"
    "So far....." he looks her steadily in the eye and avoids gazing at the low cut top she is wearing with her bosoms overflowing like whipped cream; "..so far.....so good - though I think I need to get a bit more of a taste"
    Michelle moves her gaze from the golden triangle to his lips. She wants to kiss this man. She wants to kiss him so badly it hurts. He's a bit rough - but she likes that. She can see he's been around - but he is solid and friendly - and those eyes! And those lips!
    "Come with me" he says. He takes her in hand and they walk out of the lounger bar onto a patio overlooking the sea.
    Now his arm is around her back as they gaze out sea.
    "See that? The waves moving up and down......never ending. Up....and...down. "
    She turns to him. They face each other. This is the moment.
    He is focused on her lips as he brings her slowly towards him. Slowly, slowly.....such sweet anticipation. Their lips dance gently as they meet, eyes closed. Soft, warm, gentle. She wants more, she wants this moment to go on forever. He breaks off. She whispers in his ear:
    "I know a place"
    "A place?". Then he looks in her eyes. "...Yes....a place...."

    They walk out of the hotel, through the paved walkway and down onto the beach.
    "Let's go for a walk! Bet you can't catch me" she shouts and runs towards the sea.
    He lets her run ahead. Then he accelerates and takes her with a rugby tackle down into the soft sand. As they lie and face each other, the air is slightly salty and half moon lights up their eyes.
    She looks at him..........
    "What? Here? Now?"
    "Yes - it's my fantasy......"
    "Well....it could be mine as well I suppose...."

    .....to be continued.

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Do we know anything about the guy?....................."

    ..............to be continued.
    which book have you plagiarised?

    or are you about to publish for yourself?

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    it's the hiding behind the veil of anonymity that I find cowardly.

    If some Saddo's cannot see the funny side of having a poke at an obviously erroneous stereotype then I'm person enough to accept the negs.
    Why are you assuming cowardice? As I said, more like laziness. If you don't like it, either stop complaining (as it's not making you look good), or pay up and find out.

    Things written in cyberspace are rarely "obvious", hence so many etc. being used to indicate when you're not serious. Dead pan humour has severe limits on here.

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    Just as well she was not a Dizzy.
    hmmm, be careful what you capitalise. We do have a lovely member on here called Dizzy...

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    it's the hiding behind the veil of anonymity that I find cowardly.
    Look, why not just pay up if it annoys you that much, huh?

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    If some Saddos cannot see the funny side of having a poke at an obviously erroneous stereotype then I'm person enough to accept the negs.
    Ahhh, time to dust off this link again:
    http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/f...csf_howdopower says:

    If you receive a negative rep, please take it as constructive criticism, received by one of your fellow dancers, about a specific post. Remember that Rep comments are aimed at posts rather than people. Also, please be aware that many people see it as bad form to complain in public about specific negative reps received - it may even get you more negative rep (!).

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    What is it with you and threads about dodgy sex on internet forums, DB/DJ?

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    it's the hiding behind the veil of anonymity that I find cowardly.
    I always try to sign my reps (unless I forget, that is) - but now if someone's stupid enough to post stuff to warrant neg-rep, and complain about it, and doesn't want to pay up the small contribution to the forum that would let them know who it was, it would actually encourage me even more to give anonymous neg-rep. So that at least someday they end up paying up to know who it was from (which would not only be fair to Franck, but also a small price for putting the rest of us through having to read stupid posts in the first place).


    Edit: I would expect to receive about 1/3 neg-rep (from peeps who get neg-repped a lot!), 2/3 pos-rep for this post - but I won't complain about it
    Last edited by Caro; 10th-July-2008 at 04:41 PM.

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart M View Post
    What is it with you and threads about dodgy sex on internet forums, DB/DJ?
    There aren't enough of them.

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly View Post
    I got some the other day, although found it amusing rather than anything else, as their partner had positively repped me for the exact same post
    Yeah but Gav doesn't know what he's talking about and I've got more rep power than him.

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Yeah but Gav doesn't know what he's talking about and I've got more rep power than him.
    Scary to think that you'll have another point in less than 100 posts' time. Must be about time for Franck to change the goalposts again...

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by David Bailey View Post
    Scary to think that you'll have another point in less than 100 posts' time. Must be about time for Franck to change the goalposts again...
    Couldn't agree more. It must be sooooo embarrassing for you, what with your daily post count, etc.

    Oh, and by the way...

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Do we know anything about the guy?
    Yes, he has since married her.

    Mind you, one of the three charges is sex outside marriage. Will this alter the verdict?

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    She looks at him..........
    "What? Here? Now?"
    "Yes - it's my fantasy......"
    "Well....it could be mine as well I suppose...."

    .....to be continued.
    Sorry to spoil the story, but I'm thinking that doing it on the beach can't be that comfortable? Wouldn't the sand scratch your.... um... bits?

    Please can anyone quickly ask their "friend" whether it's actually worth it?

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by SteveK View Post
    Sorry to spoil the story, but I'm thinking that doing it on the beach can't be that comfortable? Wouldn't the sand scratch your.... um... bits?

    Please can anyone quickly ask their "friend" whether it's actually worth it?
    I asked my "friend" and she said it's really uncomfortable, even if the man puts some palm leaves down.

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by SteveK View Post
    Wouldn't the sand scratch your.... um... bits?
    is shingle better or worse?

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by SteveK View Post
    I'm thinking that doing it on the beach can't be that comfortable?
    You have to use your imagination. I did it in a boat, on a beach on holiday once. Great fun...there's something very sexy about Al fresco sex, with the sound of the waves crashing on the shore in the back ground and the chance of someone catching you at it.



    Did I type that out loud?

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    You have to use your imagination. I did it in a boat, on a beach on holiday once.
    A boat would be more comfortable. How many cabins?
    Great fun...there's something very sexy about Al fresco sex, with the sound of the waves crashing on the shore in the back ground and the chance of someone catching you at it.
    My "friend" finds doing it in the sea more comfortable and there's less chance of someone catching you at it.

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    You have to use your imagination. I did it in a boat, on a beach on holiday once. Great fun...there's something very sexy about Al fresco sex, with the sound of the waves crashing on the shore in the back ground and the chance of someone catching you at it.
    I discovered this in the newspaper archives from a few years back. The rest of the report has a bit more detail - and I couldn;t help thinking that it reminded me of you.............

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    The guy who owned the dinghy they hired was called John Boatman?!

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