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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    Well thanks JL thats just put me off the lovely FBI 's at TGI's.....

    And what states is oral sex illegal in and how on earth do they police that one????
    Lots of 'em
    Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

    This is worth knowing (perhaps...):

    There was a case featured in the November 1996 issue of "Marie Claire" involving an Atlanta wife who tried to have her soon-to-be ex-husband charged with rape. She had persuaded her then hubby to tie her up and later used the bondage as a means of proving that the sex had not been consensual. Her sister came forward and informed the court of the plot against the man, but there was another twist in the story. Although the man was acquitted on the rape charge, the man was sentenced to five years in jail for having performed oral sex on the woman. He had admitted to that during the course of the case and so he was charged and sentenced under Georgia law.

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Lots of 'em
    Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

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    There was a case featured in the November 1996 issue of "Marie Claire" involving an Atlanta wife who tried to have her soon-to-be ex-husband charged with rape. She had persuaded her then hubby to tie her up and later used the bondage as a means of proving that the sex had not been consensual. Her sister came forward and informed the court of the plot against the man, but there was another twist in the story. Although the man was acquitted on the rape charge, the man was sentenced to five years in jail for having performed oral sex on the woman. He had admitted to that during the course of the case and so he was charged and sentenced under Georgia law.
    blimey i didn't know that.... Ive been to a number of those states as well.....mmmmm i think i may have broken the law once or twice. oooops.

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    blimey i didn't know that.... Ive been to a number of those states as well.....mmmmm i think i may have broken the law once or twice. oooops.
    Well, I'm sure some of the people on here preaching about respecting the culture and laws of the country you are visiting have also probably broken the law by indulging in a bit of illegal oral sex in the USA.

    Naughty naughty!
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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Well, I'm sure some of the people on here preaching about respecting the culture and laws of the country you are visiting have also probably broken the law by indulging in a bit of illegal oral sex in the USA.

    Naughty naughty!
    How would the Authorities know that you have had oral sex do you fill in a questionnaire when you check out of a hotel ?

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    How would the Authorities know that you have had oral sex do you fill in a questionnaire when you check out of a hotel ?
    They have oral sex patrolmen (and some women) who have special listening devices which can pick up those tell tale 'slurping' noises late at night.

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    They have oral sex patrolmen (and some women) who have special listening devices which can pick up those tell tale 'slurping' noises late at night.
    So no need for the satifaction questionnaire then

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    special listening devices which can pick up those tell tale 'slurping' noises late at night.
    Slurping noises...?



    JiveLad, I'm buying you a bib for Christmas.

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Slurping noises...?



    JiveLad, I'm buying you a bib for Christmas.
    yes a bib could be handy for me......

    Anyway..........

    Urban Dictionary: slurp (check all the definitions - most refer to oral sex - eg. drinking from the furry cup - etc).

    So Wonder Woman - what word would you use instead to describe the sounds emitted during an oral session?

    Show me yours..........

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    :- most refer to oral sex - eg. drinking from the furry cup - etc).


    Show me yours..........
    Who's Furry cup you referring to there Jive Lad.

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    Who's Furry cup you referring to there Jive Lad.
    I'm not. That's the definition in the urban dictionary. Who's furry cup were you imagining?

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    The couple was arrested in July and charged with sex outside marriage, public indecency and drunkenness.


    Sounds like a typical night out in most European countries to me

    Anyway lets break this down....

    Illegal to have sex outside of marriage......Does that mean if we went to Dubai unmarried that we can be arrested for having sex.

    DrunkenessIf
    we get drunk in Dubai, would be be arrested??

    Public indencency i grant is something i would not do as i have never had sex in a public place mulawd as im sure nobody has done on this forum..

    he who cast the last stone and all that ......
    It occurs to me that we tend to require persons who come to the UK - on holiday, or for longer - to abide by our laws, and would get pretty narked if they started to argue that those laws are ridiculous.

    That's one issue.

    Do Islam countries have sensible laws? Well, obviously not entirely, since the laws are based on 1600 year old ideas. But if you wanna go there - to enjoy the sun or earn lots of cash - then you have to toe the line.

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Eh? You're gonna do it twice?
    Ah. You have my sympathies.

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    So Wonder Woman
    Yes I am rather wonderful aren't I?

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    - what word would you use instead to describe the sounds emitted during an oral session?
    Now c'mon JiveLad...I'm getting on a bit and my memory ain't that good these days.

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Show me yours..........
    What, again?

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    They have oral sex patrolmen (and some women) who have special listening devices which can pick up those tell tale 'slurping' noises late at night.
    Basically they asume if your married then you don't bj's any more. If your not they check for teeth marks

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    Re: Sex on the beach in Dubai

    So they got deported today.

    ~~It transpires also that they didn't actually have sex, they were kissing and cuddling on the beach.

    Worringly she was given a test that showed no recent sexual intercourse... ---- how they test that lord only knows.

    so happy ending really. ... They lost their jobs, they were went to jail, they are now being deported.. all because they shared a kissy kissy and a cuddlet.

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