Originally Posted by
bigdjiver
Ceroc Central have the rule that customers should not bring their own water....
That rule doesn't cover bringing an empty bottle with you which, you can fill from a tap inside the venue. Therefore not bringing a drink into the venue.
"Excuse me, you're not allowed to bring drinks into the venue!"
"I know. That's why I filled this empty bottle in the toilets with your water. Delicious."
So for a perfect (CHEAP) night's dancing try these handy tips; and see the laydee's marvel at your thriftiness. You'll be beating them off with a stick (you can use a turkey foil tube as they are cheaper than sticks):
- Bring an iPod you will always have great music to dance to.
- If you bring along a small roll of lino the floor will not be too fast/slow.
- A few of those flashing amber roadwork lights from the top of some traffic cones - hey presto Marc Forster-esque mood lighting.
- Save £12 a head by using the dance venue known as Asda foyer - ready stocked with reasonably priced snacks too.
- Save £££'s on dance shoes by simply rubbing lard into the soles of your trainers.
With the cash you'll save think of all the beige tank-tops you'll be able to lash out on. It's time to unite against the scum helping to support this scandalous black market in selling stuff... for money. Business' these days are all scams designed to get your dough in some sort of fancy 'services for cash' smoke screen. There should be an enquiry. I suggest we phone the Daily Mail for a full, fair and balanced investigation - I wonder if they'll accept a reverse charge call.
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