Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story
First one was an emergency ceasarian second one was booked and very calm. Music in the background, sister with her video recorder in the room with me, all very nice and harmonious. Then you get back to the ward... i wanted somebody to get me a spoon so i could scrape my brains out of my earholes. I actually said, if you dont put me in a side room, im going to get out of this bed and knock that woman out (gobby cow across the ward from me who insisted on swearing every two seconds and shouting at the nurse to come take the baby who also, i swear used to cry **** OFF in its little baby noises) needless to say, the moved me. It was very nice after that.
Simple, A real Woman Takes Control
'A real woman', goes out to buy a pair of jeans but comes home with 3 pairs, cos she can't decide which one's she likes best!
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"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
And BTW, not all natural childbirth is that bad, some of us are lucky and have 40minute labours, only about 2 really bad contractions, 2 pushes, no stitches and come home 6 hours later feeling great!
The first one wasn't quite so simple, I hasten to add
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"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
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