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    Re: What is a "real woman

    I cant take anymore of this, whinging on and on about period pains, you lot try shaving everyday. Yes i mean some of you should try shaving everyday.

    Now hear this girly trouts....

    GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GET ON WITH YOUR IRONING AND CLEANING AND COOKING!!!!!!!!!!


    Honestly we give you lot the vote and you start thinking for yourselves.

    Stick to fluffy kittens etc etc etc ..

    Note to Franck...Is there not some sort of reduced membership that could be introduced to stop all of this discontent amongst the lower ranks, ie women?????

    DTS XXX XXX
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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    oh and i just thought about another thing that makes us "real" women.

    We have every month a visitor. Its aggressive, ruins ya best knickers, kicks you in the gut repeatedly, gives ya headaches, makes ya breasts feel like ya got in a ring with tyson and he concentrated on punching in that area and costs a fortune in aids to try and avoid point 1.

    Only "REAL" woman understand.
    Couldn't say better myself. I hate the monthly visitor but decent painkillers usually kill the pain and the 5 days are painless


    Quote Originally Posted by Minnie M View Post
    AND......... those really awful hot flushes and mood swings at that certain time of life
    PMS everytime usually makes everything feel worse than it is.

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    My Gynaecologists answer to this? You're a woman, get over it.


    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    I cant take anymore of this, whinging on and on about period pains, you lot try shaving everyday. Yes i mean some of you should try shaving everyday.
    Now some gals do shave everyday e.g. legs etc

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder
    GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GET ON WITH YOUR IRONING AND CLEANING AND COOKING!!!!!!!!!!
    You're such a gentleman

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor View Post
    Oh, and a real woman says men don't undertand periods or childbirth.
    Actually, the pain I can deal with. It's more the scenario of having to travel on the central line every day and not being in dashing distance of a loo when you have endometriosis. I think most women who have heavy periods can relate to that & the only pill you can take for that is the pill to stop you bleeding altogether. Not an ideal solution.

    As for child birth...I'm sorry, no man will ever completely understand. Looking at the business end of a birth and shouting "Go on girl...give it some...!", doesn't really count.

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    I cant take anymore of this,


    Is there not some sort of reduced membership that could be introduced to stop all of this discontent amongst the lower ranks, ie women?????

    DTS XXX XXX
    DTS are you admitting to defeat here? You seem to be waving the white flag a bit soon against us women who have an answer for everything and its usually the right one!!!!!
    if you love the life you live then you'll get a lot more done

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    As for child birth...I'm sorry, no man will ever completely understand.
    How come?

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by MartinHarper View Post
    How come?
    Because it isn't an experience that can be put into words. Some things you really need to actually experience to fully understand. Like love, loss of a loved one etc. You can empathise as to how you think you would feel, but until you experience these things you can never fully understand them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    Because it isn't an experience that can be put into words. Some things you really need to actually experience to fully understand. Like love, loss of a loved one etc. You can empathise as to how you think you would feel, but until you experience these things you can never fully understand them.
    So maybe this could be more specific... as in... "unless you are a woman who has given birth, then you can never fully understand the pain of childbirth". Being a woman and not having had a child myself (yet) I guess I'm no more ahead of the guys on here in understanding it - cept that hurts to b*gg@ry!

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by ~*~Saligal~*~ View Post
    cept that hurts to b*gg@ry!
    No, it hurts worse than buggery. Err.....so my sister tells me, anyway.

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    No, it hurts worse than buggery. Err.....so my sister tells me, anyway.

    I know this as my hand hurt like hell when my first wife had our first born

    She kept squeezing it hard

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    slightly off topic.

    is buggery still illegal, or did it change with the relaxation of the Gay laws?

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    No, it hurts worse than buggery. Err.....so my sister tells me, anyway.
    LOL honestly, wot are you like. Anyway, i wouldn't know, i gave birth twice but both by cesarian.

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    slightly off topic.

    is buggery still illegal, or did it change with the relaxation of the Gay laws?
    Good question, got no idea. And what has gay got to do with it, there is many a woman likes the odd bugger now and then, not me of course.... i would never entertain such a thing.

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    ..... And what has gay got to do with it, .....
    that's why I am asking.
    When buggery became legalised for Gays, did the law also change for heterosexual partners? Or has it remained the same despite the changes for Gays

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    that's why I am asking.
    When buggery became legalised for Gays, did the law also change for heterosexual partners? Or has it remained the same despite the changes for Gays
    Another point... is it illegal for the giver or the receiver if it is indeed illegal.

    Yes im bored today ok.

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    that's why I am asking.
    When buggery became legalised for Gays, did the law also change for heterosexual partners? Or has it remained the same despite the changes for Gays
    And why are you so interested...

    Wasn't there a line in Bridget Jones about it being illegal?

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    slightly off topic.

    is buggery still illegal, or did it change with the relaxation of the Gay laws?
    Was technically illegal until 1994:
    Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Huh, funny that, the Tories de-criminalised it...

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    .....it hurts worse than buggery......
    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly View Post
    And why are you so interested.......
    because DT brought it into the thread and as you know I'm an honest citizen.

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    because DT brought it into the thread and as you know I'm an honest citizen.
    yes, but are you wanting to confess or experiment ? we should be told

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    yes, but are you wanting to confess or experiment ? we should be told
    yes and are you a g or a t?

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    yes, but are you wanting to confess or experiment ? we should be told
    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    yes and are you a g or a t?
    neither confess nor experiment.
    GNAT or GORAT?

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by ~*~Saligal~*~ View Post
    So maybe this could be more specific... as in... "unless you are a woman who has given birth, then you can never fully understand the pain of childbirth". Being a woman and not having had a child myself (yet) I guess I'm no more ahead of the guys on here in understanding it - cept that hurts to b*gg@ry!
    Totally agree, women that haven't experienced it are in the same position as the men. (Same with the buggery too, I guess)

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