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    Re: What is a "real woman

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    One word - Endometriosis.
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    Re: What is a "real woman

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    LOL honestly, wot are you like. Anyway, i wouldn't know, i gave birth twice but both by cesarian.



    Good question, got no idea. And what has gay got to do with it, there is many a woman likes the odd bugger now and then, not me of course.... i would never entertain such a thing.
    me to, both of mine were elected cesarians, i'm to posh to push

    so whats the age limit? 16 or 18

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    yes and are you a g or a t?
    you first

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    Totally agree, women that haven't experienced it are in the same position as the men. (Same with the buggery too, I guess)
    you have a longer recovery rate, I was on a drip for two days.

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch View Post
    me to, both of mine were elected cesarians, i'm to posh to push .........you have a longer recovery rate, I was on a drip for two days.
    I've experienced both. (I like to experience as much as possible in this lifetime ) First one was a natural (but horrendous) birth and the second was an emergency caesarean. Although the caesarean has a longer recovery time, it was so much easier than the natural one!

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    First one was an emergency ceasarian second one was booked and very calm. Music in the background, sister with her video recorder in the room with me, all very nice and harmonious. Then you get back to the ward... i wanted somebody to get me a spoon so i could scrape my brains out of my earholes. I actually said, if you dont put me in a side room, im going to get out of this bed and knock that woman out (gobby cow across the ward from me who insisted on swearing every two seconds and shouting at the nurse to come take the baby who also, i swear used to cry **** OFF in its little baby noises) needless to say, the moved me. It was very nice after that.

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Simple, A real Woman Takes Control

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    Re: What is a "real woman

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    Simple, A real Woman Takes Control
    LOL you wish.

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    LOL you wish.
    No.......



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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    , im going to get out of this bed and knock that woman out (gobby cow across the ward from me who insisted on swearing every two seconds and shouting at the nurse to come take the baby who also, i swear used to cry **** OFF in its little baby noises) needless to say, the moved me. It was very nice after that.
    Aw, I didn't realise you and your sis had your babies at the same time.

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch View Post
    you first

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    Well Fletch,
    Original question are you a g or a t

    Im both.

    your turn.

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    Aw, I didn't realise you and your sis had your babies at the same time.
    Sharp Cru be careful or you might just cut ya little self.

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    Re: What is a "real woman

    'A real woman', goes out to buy a pair of jeans but comes home with 3 pairs, cos she can't decide which one's she likes best!
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    Re: What is a "real woman

    And BTW, not all natural childbirth is that bad, some of us are lucky and have 40minute labours, only about 2 really bad contractions, 2 pushes, no stitches and come home 6 hours later feeling great!

    The first one wasn't quite so simple, I hasten to add
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