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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf View Post
    prone to crying at the end of soppy films,
    I wish I could leave my crying until the end. I cried all the way through the bombing scene in Pearl Harbour and find myself crying when somebody deserving makes through to the semi-final of Britains Got Talent. Even happy or sad stories on the radio can make me cry, sometimes it's just a song

    Am I a real man? I was thinking about this while I was doing the ironing ...

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf View Post
    There is no such thing as a "Real man" just like there's no such thing as a "real woman"

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    Quite right. If i'm not a real man, then whose figment of imagination am I?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ducasi
    Real men have a Y chromosome. Real women don't. That's all there is to it.*
    Exceptions aside, and thats a different discussion entirely,

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Real men don't cry.

    Daisy

    (An Intolerant Little FLower)

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    If this is your idea of a real woman Beo, then you have gone way down in my estimation, mate.


    You obviously don't know me then.. no it's most certainly NOT my view of a real woman. But listening to the average male chatter during lunch breaks around my workplace then you'd be mistaken for thinking that's all men think about.

    (Actually it really REALLY p*sses me off when people take other people on just how they look... The guys at my office have hard the sharp edge of my tongue when they referred to a perfectly nice person as a "Minger" just because she didn't conform to their stereotypical view of a "woman")

    Their loss...

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Chain View Post
    Real men don't cry.

    Daisy

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    Yes we BL**dy well do..

    (A sometimes-sobbing little Wulf Cub)



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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf View Post
    I'm male.. 38, overweight, full head of hair and teeth, bespectacled, not particularly strong, bit of a geek, insecure around others, prone to crying at the end of soppy films, likes chick flicks as much as he likes sci-fi and horrors. Likes to Bake, hates football, tea total and has a lousy taste in clothing, anosmic and with a slight speech impediment.

    Enough about me

    A real man doesnt have to buy flowers as keeping the loo seat down (occassionally) should be enough

    Anyway real men cant read read that in a lads mag once

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    You mean they're all in my imagination? That explains a lot.
    How?

    If women were in my imagination I'd imagine them a lot easier to deal with than they seem to be.

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    How?

    If women were in my imagination I'd imagine them a lot easier to deal with than they seem to be.
    I'm a masochist with a warped sense of humour.

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post

    keeping the loo seat down should be enough
    does this mean women dont know how to put a loo seat down???

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf View Post
    Oh dear...now getting all angry at a woman for voicing an opinion...that's a definite no-no for a real man.

    Maybe that's why those Numpty's in your office prefer women with an I.Q smaller than their breast size. Maybe they think women should just agree with everything they say and not have their own views and opinions.

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by martingold View Post
    does this mean women don't know how to put a loo seat down???
    probably.

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post
    Anyway real men cant read read that in a lads mag once
    OMG....! That actually makes sense. I think I've finally become fluent in Stewart38ish.

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by martingold View Post
    does this mean women dont know how to put a loo seat down???
    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    probably.
    They don't know how to put the toilet lid down.

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    now that Britain is metricated, I've found that all women's bust size is considerably larger than their IQ.
    32inch~=813mm

    and many of my dance partners exceed 1000

    Now try to stop us thinking of those big numbers.

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    OMG....! That actually makes sense. I think I've finally become fluent in Stewart38ish.
    impossible, but if you did make sense of that, then please explain to me.

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    now that Britain is metricated, I've found that all women's bust size is considerably larger than their IQ.
    32inch~=813mm

    and many of my dance partners exceed 1000

    Now try to stop us thinking of those big numbers.
    You've quoted a chest measurement rather than a bust measurement. Maybe you need to get out more and meet some "real women" ?

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    impossible, but if you did make sense of that, then please explain to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post
    Anyway real men cant read read that in a lads mag once
    What I think he means is...

    "Anyway...real men can't read, I read that in a lads magazine once".

    Hey, I could become a Stewart38ish translator at this rate.

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    What I think he means is...

    "Anyway...real men can't read, I read that in a lads magazine once".

    Hey, I could become a Stewart38ish translator at this rate.
    Though the comma after the first, "read" would be a colon.

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by CJ View Post
    Though the comma after the first, "read" would be a colon.


    I'm no expert CJ, I was just trying to make it more readable.


    Now plss off, you grammar nazi.

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    Re: Ladies, please reveal what is a "real man"?

    Quote Originally Posted by CJ View Post
    Though the comma after the first, "read" would be a colon.
    I'd have made it a semicolon or a dash.
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