She can't be that bad!!!
Im sure she'll appreciate all your help in the end
Now then sport fans Trouble is laid up for a couple of weeks after having a number of veruccas removed from her foot. The operation is a very painful one which has left her in great pain and unable to walk for a week and no dancing for at least a month.
She is being a very brave soldier and I have taken a week off work to tend to her every wish.
IT IS DRIVING ME MAD, MAD I SAY, MAD.
She is sat in a comfy chair all day exercising her finger with phrases like, do this, do that, do it again Welshy.
Example!!! Today we went shopping at Asda and me being helpful arranged a motorized scooter so she could direct me shopping, she kicked the arse right out of that one I can tell you.
I am on the edge of a nervous breakdown here and anyone with connections to any Mafia types, please contact me asap.
Waiting with large amount of cash in hand to pay hitman.
DTS XXX XXX
She can't be that bad!!!
Im sure she'll appreciate all your help in the end
And here's me thinking this was gonna be a thread for us to give Trouble some sympathy for her sore foot.
Typcial - the woman is the one in pain and the bloke is the one looking for sympathy!
Hugs to you both.
Go girl milk it for all its worth
On the other side, sorry to hear you are in so much pain - hope it heals fast and hope your sexy wiggles will be back on the dance floor very soon
--ooOoo--
Age is a question of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter
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That date is recognized as her official birthday.
She could be just that bad!
My son did Karate for the longest time and had at one time 7 of the bastards in his foot.
He had 3 removed from his heel - supposedly allowing the use of the front foot to compensate. Well he was in agony - mobile just but in agony.
After that barbaric attempt we switched to Thuja a Homeopathic remedy
Frankly it was unbelievable
After two courses of the stuff and you have to follow the homeopathic rules
the other 4 veruccas just came away - they became pround initially and then sort of popped free looking like little thumb tacks.
No Pain no loss of anything but 4 veruccas.
TYPICAL BLOODY SELF-OBSESSED MAN!
You expect a never ending supply of beer and nakedness but when your woman needs a teensy bit of care and attention, what does she get? Snivelling, whining and death threats!
I'm telling you, every last one of you* should be shot in the goolies and I'd happily volunteer to pull the trigger.
*except for my Mr. Gorgeous, who does NOT deserve to be shot in the goolies. Not yet, anyway
I have just had a very entertaining couple of minutes visualising Trouble trundling around Asda in a shopping scooter. Thanks, DTS, that was fun.
Try harder to persuade her, next time, and get some piccies.
LOL - DTS is such a bugger. No discretion.
Well guys yes i have suffered with these veruccas on my foot for five years and tried every possible treatment myself and with chiropodist. I went on internet finally when last sunday i went retail shopping with a girlfriend and could not walk. <girls will appreciate that when your retail shopping is suffering you have to do something>.... and i found a chiropodist that offers an electric laser type treatment. So off i toddled. He looked, tutted a bit and said, they are very nasty. Basically i have to burn the whole lot out and the wounds have to heal from the inside out. Its not a bad procedure except for the anaestethic which is not very pleasant.
£300 quid later, i am still suffering shock from the not very pleasant anaestethic which by the way in comparison would be described as similar to having your arm slowly cut off with a blunt knife, i am off work for a week and walking is not possible without using the heel of my foot to walk on and looking very similar to another moment in my life when what i thought was a fart turned out to be something different and giving me a similar walk pattern.
Asda was an experience, yes i was in a motorised three wheel trolley which was bad enough but DTS was saying things to other people like, god she is a burden, dont talk to her she is attention seeking, or shouting, come on hurry up ive got better things to do you know and people would look at him in horror and this would of course give him another opportunity to tell people how he suffers LOL....
So my advice would be guys, if you get a verucca, dont ignore it. i did and now im suffering. Get it treated urgently before it spreads and takes over ya foot.
DTS is out working at moment so im having some trouble struggling to get things like a cup of tea boo hoo, im practicing my finger pointing for when he returns cause i really fancy i nice roast dinner tonight.... LOL...
Laters peeps and thanks for the hugs, kisses and support.
Trouble
xxxx
Please, please let there be photo's of my sister on a mobility scooter.
Priceless....!
It's all down hill from now. Soon it will be tartan blankets, countdown and adult nappies.
Vowel please Carol...!
Having met you two on a few occasions i can just picture the scene now
I am literally crying with laughter here
And as for DTS suffering i bet he knows nothing of suffering yet just wait till ya back on ya feet girly
Anyhows you get better soon
i am waiting for another of them sexy dances
Quick update sport fans just came in from work cooked a marvellous sausage casserole with mashed potatoes and a couple of bottles of red wine and things are looking much better.
She is , at this moment sat in my lazy boy chair watching Starship Troopers drinking wine and having a lovely dinner, her finger is doing overtime with all of the pointing and ordering me around.
PLEASE SEND HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DTS XXX XXX
Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder
Trouble hope your foot gets better
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