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    For flock's sake

    Silly bltch

    Sorry, but there's no other phrase that fits. She's finally cut herself adrift from reality. Not just that the dress is £100,000, but ... oh, b*gger, it's just too stupid.

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    Re: For flock's sake

    a) why are you reading this cr@p?!

    b) why didn't she just eat a few cream buns and put it back on again?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly View Post
    a) why are you reading this cr@p?!
    An excellent question, to which there is no adequate answer.
    b) why didn't she just eat a few cream buns and put it back on again?!
    If she did that, I suppose, it might be difficult to tell them apart in front of the altar...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    Silly bltch

    Sorry, but there's no other phrase that fits. She's finally cut herself adrift from reality. Not just that the dress is £100,000, but ... oh, b*gger, it's just too stupid.
    Publicist? Not stupid at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    If she did that, I suppose, it might be difficult to tell them apart in front of the altar...


    She appears to be yet another victim of the pervasive disease known as SLOPS - Severe Loss Of Perspective Syndrome...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    An excellent question, to which there is no adequate answer.
    I'll give you one, its interesting

    Ok magazine are paying £3m for pics of the wedding so I guess they hope others will find it to

    They can have pics of my weddings at 1/10th the cost

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    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post
    I'll give you one, its interesting
    - i bet it is !

    you should use that line at the clubs !! x

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    Quote Originally Posted by CheesyRobMan View Post


    She appears to be yet another victim of the pervasive disease known as SLOPS - Severe Loss Of Perspective Syndrome...
    I hadn't heard of that before. I expect I'll see sufferers everywhere I look now.

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    I suspect OK Magazine will be footing the bill for her trip to America to get a new dress.

    Barry...to call her stupid is far too black and white. Are you honestly telling me you wouldn't take 3 million pounds off of OK magazine to take pictures of you? Even if they asked you to wear a white wedding dress, I bet you'd rip their arm off for the money.

    Good luck to her. She deserves all the perks she can get...remember, she is marrying Shrek the poor cow, give the girl a break.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Good luck to her. She deserves all the perks she can get...remember, she is marrying Shrek the poor cow, give the girl a break.
    To be honest, she's about as dowdy as any celebrity gets. Not to mention her being a complete a talent vacuum. They deserve each other - Mr Potato Head and Mrs Posh-Becks-Wannabe.

    £3 million quid ... why is it that I don't read OK magazine again ... ohh yes, I remember

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    Quote Originally Posted by StokeBloke View Post
    £3 million quid ... why is it that I don't read OK magazine again ... ohh yes, I remember


    You will pick it up in some GP/Denist surgery in 2009 and look at the pics like the rest of us and read the star signs and think was that true for that month etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    I suspect OK Magazine will be footing the bill for her trip to America to get a new dress.

    Barry...to call her stupid is far too black and white. Are you honestly telling me you wouldn't take 3 million pounds off of OK magazine to take pictures of you? Even if they asked you to wear a white wedding dress, I bet you'd rip their arm off for the money.

    Good luck to her. She deserves all the perks she can get...remember, she is marrying Shrek the poor cow, give the girl a break.
    I wasn't saying that Colleen is stupid, only that the situation was. For all I know she's of perfectly average intelligence. Would I accept £3mill for pictures? Of me - yes. Of my marriage - very probably no. And even if I did I wouldn't be blowing £100,000 on my wedding dress. Er - suit.

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    Re: For flock's sake

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    I wasn't saying that Colleen is stupid, only that the situation was.
    My apologies, you actually called her a silly bltch...which she clearly isn't.

    Plain girl from Liverpool, the daughter of a bricklayer and a nurse makes millions and millions of pounds by doing nothing more than marrying a football player.

    Silly bltch? Bloody genius more like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    My apologies, you actually called her a silly bltch...which she clearly isn't.

    Plain girl from Liverpool, the daughter of a bricklayer and a nurse makes millions and millions of pounds by doing nothing more than marrying a football player.

    Silly bltch? Bloody genius more like.
    Come on. She did nothing to win Rooney...

    ...except refuse to be put off by the fact that he is the last person you'd want to marry - except for the money you'll get in the divorce.

    There's a word for that - and it isn't genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    There's a word for that - and it isn't genius.
    Yeah you're right. There are lots of words to describe her, but lets face it...I doubt she gives a flying fek what anyone else thinks and she could just shove £50 notes in her ears so she can't hear the name calling. Good luck to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Are you honestly telling me you wouldn't take 3 million pounds off of OK magazine to take pictures of you? Even if they asked you to wear a white wedding dress, I bet you'd rip their arm off for the money.
    £3million? I'd do it for £30 and half a curly wurly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    £3million? I'd do it for £30 and half a curly wurly.
    Well, here's a thought.

    If twenty-nine other forumites will volunteer we can all put £1 towards the fee - and I'll throw in the Curly Wurly as well.

    Whose dress are ya gonna borrow, Gav?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    £3million? I'd do it for £30 and half a curly wurly.
    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    Well, here's a thought.

    If twenty-nine other forumites will volunteer we can all put £1 towards the fee - and I'll throw in the Curly Wurly as well.

    Whose dress are ya gonna borrow, Gav?
    and there was me thinking Gav wanted to marry wayne rooney (whoever he is)

    Having said that wow what good publicity for OK magazine and the future mrs rooney until you posted it here i didnt even know they were getting married so the dress size problem has obviously done the job it was meant too
    ie making more of the world aware that two completely non celebrities are getting married and will have their pics in a magazine

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    Quote Originally Posted by martingold View Post
    ie making more of the world aware that two completely non celebrities are getting married and will have their pics in a magazine
    Hold on, that's a bit harsh. Wayne Rooney, after all, is a very successful footballer - Manchester United and England. He's hardly a non-entity. Colleen, on the other hand, is just a WAG and they are about as important as mould on cheddar.

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    Re: For flock's sake

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    Well, here's a thought.

    If twenty-nine other forumites will volunteer we can all put £1 towards the fee - and I'll throw in the Curly Wurly as well.

    Whose dress are ya gonna borrow, Gav?
    I'm up for it whos talking the pics ? We can have our very own "Goodbye" magazine

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