I got forced to watch that rubbish program a couple of nights ago.
It was a recorded episode (episode Ha! I nearly had an episode! crap that it is). Anyway the idea was to create an advert for Tissues, Anti-Bacterial ones to boot. One of the teams, you know the format, failed to get across that they were advertising Tissue ordinary or Anti-Bacterial in their haste to create a beautiful piece of cinema. Total Tosh!

Anyway this failure to inform the most important part of a message would appear to be spreading. Someone in Ceroc London or wherever it is now must be listening to those scary words. . . . "You're Fired!"

The Ashton's Final Blowout Mailshot fell into my box, Twice now and both times failed to indicate a date. Amateurs.

I did reply to them - in my own inimitable fashion, to inform them or their error. I didn't expect a reply you know the score there.

Oh I know I can go to the website, I can come in here, I can do lots of things to discover the date of the event. But the mailshot should have provided me with all the details in one hit.

Rubbish

Ceroc London . . . . You're Fired!

So when is it then? No I don't want to know. It would spoil it now!