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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    My dance partner shouting 'swallow' rather loudly at me once.

    It was the name of the move,obviously , and we both just cracked off laughing, needless to say we had to find another name for it.
    if you love the life you live then you'll get a lot more done

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    Moi !!
    Never, I'm a gentleman.

    Back to topic,
    funniest thing asked of me:- "demonstrate the third version of the basket/comb/caress for the lecherous onlookers"
    No longer that gentleman.
    I wish I had never asked!

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    They just happen to be bad...
    The manners, or the lady?

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    yeh and sometimes u meet your match


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    "Once you get your leg over, just leave it there till i've finished, then let it slip off, gently"
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    It was the name of the move,obviously , and we both just cracked off laughing, needless to say we had to find another name for it.


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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    I once had a very random "conversation"....

    Whilst visiting a venue in the north of England (it shall remain nameless) - I asked the teacher for a dance. He was extremely surprised but agreed.

    We had absolutely no conversation except he asked me if I were wearing stilletos.

    I told him I was....and as as the conversation didn't appear to be going anywhere I asked if he were wearing stilettos.

    he replied no

    end of conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Choc Chip View Post
    I once had a very random "conversation"....

    Whilst visiting a venue in the north of England (it shall remain nameless) - I asked the teacher for a dance. He was extremely surprised but agreed.

    We had absolutely no conversation except he asked me if I were wearing stilletos.

    I told him I was....and as as the conversation didn't appear to be going anywhere I asked if he were wearing stilettos.

    he replied no

    end of conversation.
    *rotfl*

    That's genius!

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Funniest thing I heard whilst at a Dance Event...

    last year at the Scottish Champs when CJ & Yliander reveled their new Spotlight Routine... The former Ceroc Newcastle Franchisee asking her partner "Why is CJ wearing a diving suit?"

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by LuLu Baby View Post
    I wish I had never asked!
    I appreciate you asking, cos I sure enjoyed it.

    And judging by the shapes in her teeshirt the recipient did as well.

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    I appreciate you asking, cos I sure enjoyed it.

    And judging by the shapes in her teeshirt the recipient did as well.
    Yeah I'm sure you did!

    Would just like to point out I was not the recipient...

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    I can confirm that LULU is almost innocent in this.
    She asked for the demo but some other tease volunteered the part of the female service.

    But, the guffaw from L's direction just proves she wished she had been the recipient.
    Judging by the look on the faces of the few Gent's present they too wanted in on the action.

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    I can confirm that LULU is almost innocent in this.
    She asked for the demo but some other tease volunteered the part of the female service.

    But, the guffaw from L's direction just proves she wished she had been the recipient.
    Judging by the look on the faces of the few Gent's present they too wanted in on the action.
    What are you implying?!

    You should have stopped after the first sentence you wrote, and drop "almost" from the sentence!

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by Billi Wiz View Post
    Funniest thing I heard whilst at a Dance Event...

    last year at the Scottish Champs when CJ & Yliander reveled their new Spotlight Routine... The former Ceroc Newcastle Franchisee asking her partner "Why is CJ wearing a diving suit?"


    Whilst doing one move with a prominent teacher, respected judge, fabulous dancer and feared wife...

    "Now, CJ.. I want to feel U right up my crotch... get RIGHT up there..."

    It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by CJ View Post


    Whilst doing one move with a prominent teacher, respected judge, fabulous dancer and feared wife...

    "Now, CJ.. I want to feel U right up my crotch... get RIGHT up there..."

    It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...
    I am sure it was all in the interests of good connection.

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by CJ View Post


    Whilst doing one move with a prominent teacher, respected judge, fabulous dancer and feared wife...

    "Now, CJ.. I want to feel U right up my crotch... get RIGHT up there..."

    It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...
    She probably thought she'd be protected by the diving suit.

    How do you use the loo in those things?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    She probably thought she'd be protected by the diving suit.

    How do you use the loo in those things?
    That's why all those divers' suits are blown up like Michelin men.

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by CJ View Post
    Whilst doing one move with a prominent teacher, respected judge, fabulous dancer and feared wife...

    "Now, CJ.. I want to feel U right up my crotch... get RIGHT up there..."

    It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...
    So... did you??!! In fact, I don't want to know!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuLu Baby View Post
    So... did you??!! In fact, I don't want to know!
    didn't you know - he always does as he's told
    Last edited by Yliander; 28th-May-2008 at 02:19 PM.

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by CJ View Post

    Whilst doing one move with a prominent teacher, respected judge, fabulous dancer and feared wife...

    "Now, CJ.. I want to feel U right up my crotch... get RIGHT up there..."

    It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...
    Quote Originally Posted by LuLu Baby View Post
    So... did you??!! In fact, I don't want to know!
    From the description of the person I can only think of one person. If she tells you to do something, it doesn't matter who you are, it is in your best long term interests to do exactly what you are told.

    Disobedience would be futile.

    Isn't that right David?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yliander View Post
    didn't you know - he always does as he's told

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by Choc Chip View Post
    I once had a very random "conversation"....

    Whilst visiting a venue in the north of England (it shall remain nameless) - I asked the teacher for a dance. He was extremely surprised but agreed.

    We had absolutely no conversation except he asked me if I were wearing stilletos.

    I told him I was....and as as the conversation didn't appear to be going anywhere I asked if he were wearing stilettos.

    he replied no

    end of conversation.
    Maybe it was something else completely he said and was was a mix up of the Inverness and Northern English accent !!! Wonder what it could have been ??

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Somebody asked me at my Mon night venue if my hair was real. I asked him if he wanted some....

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Technically after a dance but
    'ooo You got me so excited my braces popped' Some nice old man during the ceroc X class at VLV.

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