I was thinking about this over the weekend as had a conversation with a friend about it... just thought I would ask about other's experiences of funny things said to them while dancing...
I think mines has to be when a guy I was dancing with was trying to talk me through a tango lean (not sure if it's called that or not...) and so I got my leg over But just as my leg went over he said "just to warn you - there is a chance of becoming pregnant from this move, but don't worry I'm wearing protection" Some women may not have found this funny, but I however, was in hysterics, and couldn't dance without falling for the rest of the song.
A close second would have to be when I was dancing with a guy and he said "OK, ready for the monkey blow job" This is a move he does with me a lot but I had forgotten that this was what he called it... I really doubt very much if that is the proper name for it... I think he needs to find a new name for it
Lou xx
PS I'm actually very innocent...
Unfortunately I was the sayer.
My wife and I had only just started dancing and she said that I was too serious and didn't talk enough to the women I was dancing with.
In my 5th week of Ceroc I was v brave and asked one of the best dancers in the venue - she was wearing a little black vest with a pink Nike logo, and I was wearing a Nike top as well.
In the spirit of small talk I commented "I'm pleased I found you as I can only dance with women with Nike ticks" - it was only when I saw the look of horror on her face that it dawned on me that with the loud music she must have heard "... I can only dance with women with nice tits" - oh dear - it's something I am still teased about 3 years on !
In that case, I might as well stay in Glasgow tonight!!
Funniest thing I've heard on the dance floor would have to be from the woman I danced with in Romford one night a couple of months back. She looked and danced like a white Tina Turner and was like a randy Jack Russell on viagra! Now, despite my LuLuBaby-like innocence, I'm not really one to be outdone on the rudeness stakes, so I gave as good as I got, but even I was scared when she leant back, closed her eyes and started dry-humping my leg!
At the end of the dance she gave me a huge compliment, saying, "That was amazing! I don't want to dance with anyone else now!". However, that was quickly followed by, "It's such a shame you're gay!"
Where she got it from, I'll never know, but to be honest I'm happy to leave her thinking that in case I ever bump into her again!!
As we approached the dance floor she said "My son has just passed his black belt."
On one occasion when I had a particularly low cut top on, one guy said to me..."If you are thinking of drowning those puppies, I'll have the one with the brown nose"
Cheeky swine.
awwww, look at those cute puppies, don't you just want to play with them
Shocking!
I'm sure Franck won't mind me telling this story, particularly as I tell it against myself...
Franck and I were dancing together to a rather intense blues room track. He decided to act out some lyrical interpretation, and touched my arm while gazing soulfully at me and speaking the line of the song.
However we were dancing near the speakers and I didn't quite catch what he said. I looked at him quizzically, and he repeated the lyrics, "I touched your skin and I burned".
"Oh", I exclaimed as light dawned, "I thought you said 'I burped'!"
Cue neither of us being able to dance the rest of the track, much less move off the dancefloor, because we were laughing so hard...
I used to try and embellish my dancing with a bit of verbal humour. I do not set out to do that anymore. 95% or more of the time it was a "lead balloon" experience. When it did work it resulted in me trying to prop up a partner limp with laughter, and setting a standard I could not match in future.
Moi !!
Never, I'm a gentleman.
Back to topic,
funniest thing asked of me:- "demonstrate the third version of the basket/comb/caress for the lecherous onlookers"
No longer that gentleman.
"Once you get your leg over, just leave it there till i've finished, then let it slip off, gently"
Tango practice!
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