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    Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    I was thinking about this over the weekend as had a conversation with a friend about it... just thought I would ask about other's experiences of funny things said to them while dancing...

    I think mines has to be when a guy I was dancing with was trying to talk me through a tango lean (not sure if it's called that or not...) and so I got my leg over But just as my leg went over he said "just to warn you - there is a chance of becoming pregnant from this move, but don't worry I'm wearing protection" Some women may not have found this funny, but I however, was in hysterics, and couldn't dance without falling for the rest of the song.

    A close second would have to be when I was dancing with a guy and he said "OK, ready for the monkey blow job" This is a move he does with me a lot but I had forgotten that this was what he called it... I really doubt very much if that is the proper name for it... I think he needs to find a new name for it

    Lou xx

    PS I'm actually very innocent...

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by LuLu Baby View Post
    I was thinking about this over the weekend as had a conversation with a friend about it... just thought I would ask about other's experiences of funny things said to them while dancing...

    I think mines has to be when a guy I was dancing with was trying to talk me through a tango lean (not sure if it's called that or not...) and so I got my leg over But just as my leg went over he said "just to warn you - there is a chance of becoming pregnant from this move, but don't worry I'm wearing protection" Some women may not have found this funny, but I however, was in hysterics, and couldn't dance without falling for the rest of the song.

    A close second would have to be when I was dancing with a guy and he said "OK, ready for the monkey blow job" This is a move he does with me a lot but I had forgotten that this was what he called it... I really doubt very much if that is the proper name for it... I think he needs to find a new name for it

    Lou xx

    PS I'm actually very innocent...

    One more dance and with you and Ill have to change my knickers Thought that was funny

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Unfortunately I was the sayer.

    My wife and I had only just started dancing and she said that I was too serious and didn't talk enough to the women I was dancing with.

    In my 5th week of Ceroc I was v brave and asked one of the best dancers in the venue - she was wearing a little black vest with a pink Nike logo, and I was wearing a Nike top as well.

    In the spirit of small talk I commented "I'm pleased I found you as I can only dance with women with Nike ticks" - it was only when I saw the look of horror on her face that it dawned on me that with the loud music she must have heard "... I can only dance with women with nice tits" - oh dear - it's something I am still teased about 3 years on !

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcusj View Post
    Unfortunately I was the sayer.

    My wife and I had only just started dancing and she said that I was too serious and didn't talk enough to the women I was dancing with.

    In my 5th week of Ceroc I was v brave and asked one of the best dancers in the venue - she was wearing a little black vest with a pink Nike logo, and I was wearing a Nike top as well.

    In the spirit of small talk I commented "I'm pleased I found you as I can only dance with women with Nike ticks" - it was only when I saw the look of horror on her face that it dawned on me that with the loud music she must have heard "... I can only dance with women with nice tits" - oh dear - it's something I am still teased about 3 years on !

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie View Post
    Somebody asked me at my Mon night venue if my hair was real. I asked him if he wanted some....


    Quote Originally Posted by Katie Kicks Ass View Post
    Technically after a dance but
    'ooo You got me so excited my braces popped' Some nice old man during the ceroc X class at VLV.


    Quote Originally Posted by Choc Chip View Post
    Anyway taking entries for what migh have ben said that I misheard.....
    I couldn't possibly say on a public forum, I have my reputation to think about

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    There are two funny things that have been said to me recently:

    The other night I asked a beginner to dance and as we began he looked really puzzled and didn't seem to know where to start. i asked him if he was ok and he said "Yes, I'm just not used to my dance partner moving!" .... I think I know what he meant .....

    At Southport i was dancing with a stranger and he said to me .... "You look as if you really want to burst out with something but you are holding back ..." I nearly said "Well my trousers are a little snug" ...... but again I think I knew what he meant but I just couldn't get it together with him ,

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    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post
    One more dance and with you and Ill have to change my knickers Thought that was funny
    That was a private comment and I will never say it to you again

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    I'm sure Franck won't mind me telling this story, particularly as I tell it against myself...

    Franck and I were dancing together to a rather intense blues room track. He decided to act out some lyrical interpretation, and touched my arm while gazing soulfully at me and speaking the line of the song.

    However we were dancing near the speakers and I didn't quite catch what he said. I looked at him quizzically, and he repeated the lyrics, "I touched your skin and I burned".

    "Oh", I exclaimed as light dawned, "I thought you said 'I burped'!"

    Cue neither of us being able to dance the rest of the track, much less move off the dancefloor, because we were laughing so hard...

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by firefly View Post
    ...Cue neither of us being able to dance the rest of the track, much less move off the dancefloor, because we were laughing so hard...
    I used to try and embellish my dancing with a bit of verbal humour. I do not set out to do that anymore. 95% or more of the time it was a "lead balloon" experience. When it did work it resulted in me trying to prop up a partner limp with laughter, and setting a standard I could not match in future.

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by firefly View Post
    I'm sure Franck won't mind me telling this story, particularly as I tell it against myself...
    I can't wait to see Franck now...

    Thanks for sharing, that was so funny!

    Lou xx

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by LuLu Baby View Post
    PS I'm actually very innocent...


    In that case, I might as well stay in Glasgow tonight!!

    Funniest thing I've heard on the dance floor would have to be from the woman I danced with in Romford one night a couple of months back. She looked and danced like a white Tina Turner and was like a randy Jack Russell on viagra! Now, despite my LuLuBaby-like innocence, I'm not really one to be outdone on the rudeness stakes, so I gave as good as I got, but even I was scared when she leant back, closed her eyes and started dry-humping my leg!

    At the end of the dance she gave me a huge compliment, saying, "That was amazing! I don't want to dance with anyone else now!". However, that was quickly followed by, "It's such a shame you're gay!"

    Where she got it from, I'll never know, but to be honest I'm happy to leave her thinking that in case I ever bump into her again!!

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    As we approached the dance floor she said "My son has just passed his black belt."

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by bigdjiver View Post
    As we approached the dance floor she said "My son has just passed his black belt."
    It took me a third of the dance to realise that she had been putting away her mobile phone as I had asked her, and was just passing on the news.

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post
    One more dance and with you and Ill have to change my knickers
    WOW, where do you normally dance??



    Quote Originally Posted by marcusj View Post
    In the spirit of small talk I commented "I'm pleased I found you as I can only dance with women with Nike ticks" - it was only when I saw the look of horror on her face that it dawned on me that with the loud music she must have heard "... I can only dance with women with nice tits" - oh dear - it's something I am still teased about 3 years on !



    Quote Originally Posted by Filthy Monkey View Post
    In that case, I might as well stay in Glasgow tonight!!
    No x-rated wiggles for you tonight! Oh, I can't stay angry for long... remember your tux tonight Mr Bond


    Quote Originally Posted by bigdjiver View Post
    It took me a third of the dance to realise that she had been putting away her mobile phone as I had asked her, and was just passing on the news.


    Lou x

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    Re: Funniest thing said to you while dancing??

    On one occasion when I had a particularly low cut top on, one guy said to me..."If you are thinking of drowning those puppies, I'll have the one with the brown nose"


    Cheeky swine.

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