Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
not ALL of them... some are Gods!
Look Elsie, he's lifting his right arm.
Oh, false alarm, he's put it back down again. Hmmm

Gladys look, he's fiddling with his badge. Let's get moving!
Oh, just fiddling, blast, now he's swigging his beer.
click, click, click.

Elsie, wake up, he's fiddling with it again!
Oh, he's just giving it a polish. Damn

All those blasted women sauntering past his table are spoiling our view Gladys.
Can't they see he's resting, poor lamb.

It's the women teachers I feel sorry for, Elsie, having their boobs clocked every 5 seconds by leering men.
Shudder.

Gladys, I really think he's pressing his pin! Better get our skates on.
He's whipped it off! chop chop
He's on his feet! Action Stations!

Is he Elsie? How can you see with that huge crowd around him?