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    Andy McGregor - lost for words?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocsters Newsletter 6th May 2008
    If you weren't there on Sunday you missed what was probably one of the most entertaining moments in the teaching of Modern Jive - even Andy seemed lost for words!

    Part way through the lesson a 6 foot tall woman with mad, staring eyes, wearing a red silk dressing gown literally BURST through the doors, BANGED a walking stick loudly on the floor and marched, in shocked silence across the hall, leant on the stage and said, in a theatrical voice "I don't have a partner so I'll just watch!".

    Andy was quiet for a moment and then carried on teaching the lesson (he later said he thought it was some kind of wind-up or Gilbert & Sullivan style kissogram and was waiting for the punch-line). After a few minutes the Lady (we found out later that her name is Lady Sally) proclaimed that she was a black belt in karate, a poet, an expert at Tai-Chi and was an accomplished Brazilian Tango dancer! Shortly after this she left, only to re-appear during the freestyle to sing Big Spender even louder than Shirley Bassey, dance with Andy rather too much and hold him so tight that he went a bit pale, then take him over to the Snooty Fox bar, lick his hands (yuck!), read his palm and tell him some hair-raising stories about her life!

    You really did have to be there! It was all highly entertaining and Lady Sally was a good sport. Please don't expect such high drama every week, Lady Sally said she was only staying for a few days at the Findon Manor Hotel and next Sunday will be less exciting - "thank goodness!!!", says Andy.

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    Re: Andy McGregor - lost for words?

    Did she say where she was next going to appear?

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    blimey!!!!

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    Has Kel of Warminster changed her garb?

    Kel,
    are you going to try denying it was you?

    "diaries"

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    Re: Andy McGregor - lost for words?

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor View Post
    Andy lost for words? You think we'll fall for this made up story ?

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    Any video footage of this incredible event?

    Elaine

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    Re: Andy McGregor - lost for words?

    So Andy, after she licked your hand, did you check out her Brazilian?

    Or are you not into Tango dancing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin View Post
    So Andy, after she licked your hand, did you check out her Brazilian?
    Yes I did, she had a pianfully tight grip

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    Quote Originally Posted by dep View Post
    Has Kel of Warminster changed her garb?

    Kel,
    are you going to try denying it was you?

    "diaries"
    I'm taking the fifth Dep

    No of course it wasn't but thank you for thinking of me hun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor View Post
    Hmm, I'd hate to be upstaged by my mum too...
    - Didn't know she could dance Andy!

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    Re: Andy McGregor - lost for words?

    Quote Originally Posted by DianaS View Post
    Hmm, I'd hate to be upstaged by my mum too...
    - Didn't know she could dance Andy!
    That would make Andy, Lord McGregor.

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