built the brand new dance hall
where an occasional geek could be seen doing his...
being played by
none other than Marc & Rachel
<full stop>
Musicality and wiggley worm impressions were
super popular with the
local bouncers who
watched in awe
and envy, however...
Their steel toecapped boots weren't conducive to dancing <full stop>
apart from the five minute flamenco interlude
Thought I'd do an update message to let everyone read the story so far....
Once upon a dancefloor there was an odd man telling lies about his size 5 shoes which didn't fit his image. Black rubber wellies, terribly sticky, but filled with something unmentionable a heavy club beat ten sheep, and a big green apple which he had borrowed from the wicked witch who was feeling his rather odd and withered staff, which she accidentally fell upon. Oooh that feels magical exclaimed the cockatoo peeking from the
wardrobe wearing a pair of sparkly garters. Afterall, the cockatoo was a transvestite with a predilection and a dictionary so he knew wot that meant and how to spell it proper like before he dropped the news about who the witch really wanted to vertically dance with..... However, unbeknown to the odd man who lived under the misapprehension that its all about the moves "smooth or Bouncy said the kangaroo who clearly preferred the smooth dancing....but didn't mind the odd bounce at bedtime. Horizontal tango wasn't his only interest he also liked the occasionals", an Edinburgh caleidh band who were in town that night. After a good wee while the Kangeroo, the cockatoo, the odd man and the witch were incredibly flattered to have been given the pent house but some what perturbed about the state of the low flying phantom fighters which appeared to be made of toilet rolls, lollipop sticks and sticky backed plastic. "Boing said Zebedee, arriving through the purple haze surrounding Dylan (who was distantly related to Bob, in fact, Bob was his Uncle, who had his own construction firm that sometimes did cash jobs (no VAT wink wink. Who built the brand new dance hall where an occasional geek could be seen doing his wiggle impressions to the music that was being played by none other than Marc & Rachel. Musicality and wiggley worm impressions were super popular with the local bouncers who watched in awe and envy, however their steel toecapped boots weren't conducive to dancing apart from the five minute flamenco interlude where they were masters!
Time for a new story I think:
So off you go - same rules as before 2 or three words at a time :
Once upon a time.....
WT
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