Utopia 9th May Twickenham - man needed

[HelenB]

I need a man

Just tried to book my space at Utopia on the 9th May and all the female spaces are on hold

Any willing men out there happy to book with me? Please....

[TheTramp]

I'll book with you....

I can't actually come, as it's Blaze that weekend.

But we don't have to tell them that!

[HelenB]

I'll book with you....

I can't actually come, as it's Blaze that weekend.

But we don't have to tell them that!

until they need the money for 2 tickets that is

[Cruella]

I did the same the other day, was surprised they were on hold so quickly. Might just give it a miss this time as I really can't be bothered with chasing the men!

[Lory]

Might just give it a miss this time as I really can't be bothered with chasing the men!

Its gender balanced, why the chase

Edit : oops just got what you mean............ when booking!!!!!

[stewart38]

I did the same the other day, was surprised they were on hold so quickly. Might just give it a miss this time as I really can't be bothered with chasing the men!

I never will understand a business model that resticts paying punters

At the end of the day if 200 women were over 100 wouldnt go back again and 100 new men would go the next time as their mates would be saying hey went to this event and 200 women over etc ...

Amazing that people have to chase men so they can go to an event ?

What do they do to encourage men to book early ?

[SilverFox]

I never will understand a business model that resticts paying punters

I'd never have guessed.

At the end of the day if 200 women were over 100 wouldnt go back again and 100 new men would go the next time as their mates would be saying hey went to this event and 200 women over etc ...

Or..

a) 200 women would go away p1ssed off that were constantly fighting to get a dance and would spread the bad word about the event.

b) 99 men would go away feeling like they couldn't take a breather for 2 minutes, for fear of upsetting these women.

c) Stewart would further feed his fantasy of having all those needy women tearing at him to get a dance...

What do they do to encourage men to book early?

Ask them very nicely in gender specific emails, appealing to their benevolent side. Something that you must be lacking Stewart seeing as you haven't booked yet.....

[stewart38]

Ask them very nicely in gender specific emails, appealing to their benevolent side. Something that you must be lacking Stewart seeing as you haven't booked yet.....

How about free cake for men who book early ?

Im not a good enough male dancer as you well know for these events

[SilverFox]

How about free cake for men who book early ?

From what I've heard you always have your cake and eat it.

Im not a good enough male dancer as you well know for these events

Nonsense! All levels of dancer attend our events.

Anyway, looking vaguely disinterested and totally miserable whilst dancing is not against the rules. After all, Robd attends month after month.

[stewart38]

Anyway, looking vaguely disinterested and totally miserable whilst dancing is not against the rules. After all, Robd attends month after month.

I get you be rude to paying men and potential paying men, that sort the problem out

Way to go

10 cream cakes

[SilverFox]

10 cream cakes

You drive a hard bargain Stewey, but I think these would be more to your liking...

[Trouble]

You drive a hard bargain Stewey, but I think these would be more to your liking...

I got to say, for once, i actually found that funny.

[robd]

After all, Robd attends month after month.

I really loved the music at Utopia the night that ZW was DJing. I couldn't stop grinning

You'll miss me this month Vincent, you know you will

[Rocky]

I really loved the music at Utopia the night that ZW was DJing. I couldn't stop grinning

Yeah, butt wasn't that just because we made her take her knickers off and hang them over the Dj light?

[fletch]

How about free cake for men who book early ?

Im not a good enough male dancer as you well know for these events

whats this about I hope its tonge in cheeck S38

From what I've heard you always have your cake and eat it.

this IS funny

Nonsense! All levels of dancer attend our events.

yeah that!

You drive a hard bargain Stewey, but I think these would be more to your liking...

are they supposed to be eye's or T!TS

[HelenB]

and so to bring this thread back to topic....

I'm still looking for a man to book with for Utopia next Friday

Please let me know if you can help

No conditions attached....

[Rocky]

and so to bring this thread back to topic....

I'm still looking for a man to book with for Utopia next Friday

Please let me know if you can help

No conditions attached....

Hi Helen,

Best thing is to post a request on the UTOPIA message board. 3 other ladies did so at the same time as you posting here and they've already found partners to book with. The message board is currently clear, so if you post now you'll be first in line - we direct potential bookers on the Twickers events page to look on the message board before booking and generally have a high success rate because of this. Good luck!

[HelenB]

All sorted now

Thanks Maxine

[Rhythm King]

Thanks Maxine

Funny name for a bloke

Sorry I couldn't help, being 3,500 miles away. Wish I was going though...

x

[Caro]

There seems to be ladies spaces available again, I booked mine yesterday