I danced with somebody once, ( not mentioning any names but it was at southport and he was dressed up as superman )
I was dancing away with him and i felt a big hard bulge in his trousers. I thought to myself, bloody hell, thats filthy that is.
I finished the dance, (embarassed) and said to my sister, that bloody bloke has got a massive erection. She laughed and said no he hasn't he has got a toilet roll in his tights...... thankfully i had not said anything to him
I only ever do the move with ladies who I know or am reasonably sure can follow it, they are always ladies who enjoy faster dancing and since the martial arts practice session, Susan and I have done the move several times successfully.
I've never had the pleasure of dancing with you but if I thought you weren't able to complete a fast spinning combination or enjoy one, I certainly wouldn't attempt one with you.
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I think it was the funny aspect of being dressed as Superman at Southport. As well as we all knowing that superman is faster than a speeding bullet, stronger than steel, has x-ray vision, etc it might be funny that the Southport version had a trouser snake big enough to make Troubles lipstick exceed its elastic limit.
Sorry about that. Jokes are always less funny if you have to explain them.
On the topic of Kal-El's trouser snake, have you seen this essay by Larry Niven?
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
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I did a mini aerial class a few years back. One of the moves was a backwards summersault, and one of my mates was 'spotting' while my partner and I practiced the move. Unfortunately, instead of holding on to my right shoulder to guide me around/keep me stable, he took a firm grip of my right boob!
As I landed, he quickly let go, looking utterly mortified (and absolutely bright red), apologising profusely. He couldn't look at me without blushing for a loooong time after that.
I was being a leader with my friend and put her into a back drop. Unfortunately, her being taller than me, I didn't realise that I didn't have a good support under her arms at first. Compeletly subconsciously I clamped my hands from under her armpits onto her chest - very little imgination needs to be used to "see" where my hands ended up! The most embarassing thing was that I didn't actually realise what I did until after I pulled her back up! The spectators had a hoot !
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