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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by drathzel View Post
    it was a side to side slidebreak..... yes i was the teacher!!! But i think we managed to carry on dancing without anyone else realising!
    But, we can't keep a secret. Not even for a giant slice of chocolate fudge cake.

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Doolan View Post
    I sometimes do a move which involves 4 windmills, 2 spins, 2 windmills and 1 spin that has to be done to fast music or it doesn't look or feel right.


    feel right for who?
    you or the poor girl that has to follow it

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    I danced with somebody once, ( not mentioning any names but it was at southport and he was dressed up as superman )

    I was dancing away with him and i felt a big hard bulge in his trousers. I thought to myself, bloody hell, thats filthy that is.

    I finished the dance, (embarassed) and said to my sister, that bloody bloke has got a massive erection. She laughed and said no he hasn't he has got a toilet roll in his tights...... thankfully i had not said anything to him

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch View Post
    feel right for who?
    you or the poor girl that has to follow it
    I once did 4 full windmills on the trot to a mate who complain that I never used it (as she likes the move).

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch View Post
    feel right for who?
    you or the poor girl that has to follow it
    I only ever do the move with ladies who I know or am reasonably sure can follow it, they are always ladies who enjoy faster dancing and since the martial arts practice session, Susan and I have done the move several times successfully.
    I've never had the pleasure of dancing with you but if I thought you weren't able to complete a fast spinning combination or enjoy one, I certainly wouldn't attempt one with you.

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    I finished the dance, (embarassed) and said to my sister, that bloody bloke has got a massive erection. She laughed and said no he hasn't he has got a toilet roll in his tights...... thankfully i had not said anything to him
    Why would he do that, unless he got off on the fact he was making everyone think the same as you
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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Why would he do that, unless he got off on the fact he was making everyone think the same as you
    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    I danced with somebody once, ( not mentioning any names but it was at southport and he was dressed up as superman )
    I think it was the funny aspect of being dressed as Superman at Southport. As well as we all knowing that superman is faster than a speeding bullet, stronger than steel, has x-ray vision, etc it might be funny that the Southport version had a trouser snake big enough to make Troubles lipstick exceed its elastic limit.

    Sorry about that. Jokes are always less funny if you have to explain them.

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by Chef View Post
    I think it was the funny aspect of being dressed as Superman at Southport. As well as we all knowing that superman is faster than a speeding bullet, stronger than steel, has x-ray vision, etc it might be funny that the Southport version had a trouser snake big enough to make Troubles lipstick exceed its elastic limit.

    Sorry about that. Jokes are always less funny if you have to explain them.
    No, no, they're even funnier when they have to be explained to a confused, naive blond

    I'll wait patiently for the barrage of abuse

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by Chef View Post
    I think it was the funny aspect of being dressed as Superman at Southport. As well as we all knowing that superman is faster than a speeding bullet, stronger than steel, has x-ray vision, etc it might be funny that the Southport version had a trouser snake big enough to make Troubles lipstick exceed its elastic limit.
    On the topic of Kal-El's trouser snake, have you seen this essay by Larry Niven?

    Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by Steven666 View Post
    I once did 4 full windmills on the trot to a mate who complain that I never used it (as she likes the move)
    yeah! yeah! pull the other one

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    I've never had the pleasure of dancing with you
    I hope we remedy that soon

    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Doolan View Post
    No, no, they're even funnier when they have to be explained to a confused, naive blond
    i'm allways explaining my jokes, seem i',m the only one that finds them funny

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Doolan View Post
    No, no, they're even funnier when they have to be explained to a confused, naive blond

    I'll wait patiently for the barrage of abuse
    Ahh I see, he thought it was funny

    I'll let you into a little secret ...

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Ahh I see, he thought it was funny

    I'll let you into a little secret ...

    Women are only impressed (or amused) by the real thing!
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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Women are only impressed (or amused ) by the real thing!
    Why?
    Are they incapable of using their imagination?

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Ahh I see, he thought it was funny

    I'll let you into a little secret ...

    Women are only impressed (or amused ) by the real thing!
    Quote Originally Posted by fletch View Post
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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    I was having a great dance at Daventry one night, with Ji vep but as he span me out, we had a slight collision with another couple, nothing bad, so we carried on dancing.

    After the dance finished, I noticed that it felt like something was tugging on my hair, its long and sometimes gets stuck under my armpit when i'm hot, so I ran my hand through to free it, only to discover a pair of glasses hanging there.

    I looked round and suddenly saw the couple we'd had the collision with, both on all fours desperately searching for them!

    ooops!
    That made me hoot.

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post

    I'll let you into a little secret ...

    Women are only impressed (or amused ) by the real thing!
    I already know that.

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    Quote Originally Posted by drathzel View Post
    it was a side to side slidebreak..... yes i was the teacher!!! But i think we managed to carry on dancing without anyone else realising!
    Although I think they were wondering why you had doubled over laughing and I was bright red

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    I did a mini aerial class a few years back. One of the moves was a backwards summersault, and one of my mates was 'spotting' while my partner and I practiced the move. Unfortunately, instead of holding on to my right shoulder to guide me around/keep me stable, he took a firm grip of my right boob!

    As I landed, he quickly let go, looking utterly mortified (and absolutely bright red), apologising profusely. He couldn't look at me without blushing for a loooong time after that.

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    Re: Clangers on the dance floor

    I was being a leader with my friend and put her into a back drop. Unfortunately, her being taller than me, I didn't realise that I didn't have a good support under her arms at first. Compeletly subconsciously I clamped my hands from under her armpits onto her chest - very little imgination needs to be used to "see" where my hands ended up! The most embarassing thing was that I didn't actually realise what I did until after I pulled her back up! The spectators had a hoot !

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