Wanted: Southport May Ladies Ticket

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Posted by: emmac

Description: Hi all,I know this is still a while away, but just in case any ladies have got tickets but are now unable to go, I would be very interested in purchasing your ticket from you.Here's hoping...Thanks,Emma

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[Trousers]

Also available . . .

A large bag of well rotted Rocking Horse Sh1t

[stewart38]

Also available . . .

A large bag of well rotted Rocking Horse Sh1t

Explain please ??

[JoannaC]

You are more likely to find Rocking Horse Sh1t than a ladies ticket to Southport!

But if fairytales can come true I would like a ticket to Southport too

[stewart38]

You are more likely to find Rocking Horse Sh1t than a ladies ticket to Southport!

But if fairytales can come true I would like a ticket to Southport too

I've got two spare

























I do believe in faries

[Chef]

I've got two spare



I do believe in faries

Oooh you big ticket teaser!

[nebula]

I've got two spare
I do believe in faries

Oh, yes, you are - for a second there I thought my dreams have come true!!!

[Petal]

If pigs start flying, and there are fairies in the garden at the same time, two ladies up here (not me) are looking for tickets too.

[nebula]

Recently a couple of suggestions were made on how to get to Southport in June:
- Curl in someone's car boot
- Scale the wall
- Hide under someone's long Mac
Some others, but I won't repeat them here
Finally, sleep under the bush - and you are in!

[Trouble]

Nebula, i have a spare female ticket come up without accomodation. Its promised to Mr Bean but i have been unable to contact him to get payment for it . I have pm'd him and advertised for somebody to contact him but nothing as of yet. I will give him this week to get in touch and if he does not, its yours if you want it. If not, i will advertise next monday.

Pm me if interested.

Cheers hun

Michele
xxxxxx

[nebula]

Nebula, i have a spare female ticket come up without accomodation. Its promised to Mr Bean but i have been unable to contact him to get payment for it . I have pm'd him and advertised for somebody to contact him but nothing as of yet. I will give him this week to get in touch and if he does not, its yours if you want it. If not, i will advertise next monday.

Pm me if interested.

Cheers hun

Michele
xxxxxx

Can't get the PM for some reason - yes, please, yes, please, yes, please, yes, please - ok, you got it - I WANT it!

[Trouble]

Can't get the PM for some reason - yes, please, yes, please, yes, please, yes, please - ok, you got it - I WANT it!

ok well, i'll wait till Next Friday. If he has not got in touch, its yours hun.xxxx