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A large bag of well rotted Rocking Horse Sh1t
Posted by: emmac
Description: Hi all,I know this is still a while away, but just in case any ladies have got tickets but are now unable to go, I would be very interested in purchasing your ticket from you.Here's hoping...Thanks,Emma
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A large bag of well rotted Rocking Horse Sh1t
You are more likely to find Rocking Horse Sh1t than a ladies ticket to Southport!
But if fairytales can come true I would like a ticket to Southport too
If pigs start flying, and there are fairies in the garden at the same time, two ladies up here (not me) are looking for tickets too.
Recently a couple of suggestions were made on how to get to Southport in June:
- Curl in someone's car boot
- Scale the wall
- Hide under someone's long Mac
Some others, but I won't repeat them here
Finally, sleep under the bush - and you are in!
Nebula, i have a spare female ticket come up without accomodation. Its promised to Mr Bean but i have been unable to contact him to get payment for it . I have pm'd him and advertised for somebody to contact him but nothing as of yet. I will give him this week to get in touch and if he does not, its yours if you want it. If not, i will advertise next monday.
Pm me if interested.
Cheers hun
Michele
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