I've hidden 10 million pounds in...
It’s your last breath, what are you likely to say?
From a conversation I had last night about how busy my friend and I always are, all the things we want to do/places we want to go…
“But I haven’t done everything yet!”
I've hidden 10 million pounds in...
aaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
BOO!!!!!
OK, it was actually his epitaph. But it is on his gravestone.Originally Posted by Spike Milligan
"Ow!!!"
Et tu, Brute?
Julius Caesar
"Tum te tum tit tumm ti tummm "
Pilots voice on aircraft Black box
No one's perfect, but I did my best
I'll be quiet now
I've said I'm going to have 'Can you still hear my laugh?' put on my headstone.
"I'll tell God you didn't mean any of it, Barry."
who saw The Green Mile last Sunday?
Toot Toot, the prisoner who sings "walking the mile, walking the mile, walking the long green mile", testing for old sparky"...he basically repeats everything during an electric chair rehearsal
when Harry Terwillegar one of the wardens asks Toot Toot what his last words are, Toot Toot replies:"Yeah! I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to CENSORED in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny mother CENSORED
Iv used CENSORED obviously because i don't swear but what some great words! I love the green mile!
"Bring me the sweet trolley and a large spoon!"
(well if I'm about to pop off anyway I may as well kill myself off 30 mins earlier with a sugar overdose!)
There was an American General during the Civil War who stuck his head above the parapet against the advice of his staff.
His last words were apparently:
"Why gentlemen, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dis...."
John Sedgewick, reputedly.
I wonder what the dance floors are like in hell...
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