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    Chicken poo as a burglary deterrent

    Just found this on the BBC site. Perhaps the railway sleeper is going a little far in "reasonable force" but chicken poo. I think it's a great idea.

    What would you use?

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    Re: Chicken poo as a burglary deterrent



    I love the idea of hurling poo at would-be intruders. I'd be more tempted just to keep a great big German Shepherd and let it do the security, though...

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    Re: Chicken poo as a burglary deterrent

    Quote Originally Posted by Icey View Post
    Just found this on the BBC site. Perhaps the railway sleeper is going a little far in "reasonable force" but chicken poo. I think it's a great idea.

    What would you use?
    Im sure it will fall 'fowl' of some Health and safety law



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    Re: Chicken poo as a burglary deterrent

    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post
    Im sure it will fall 'fowl' of some Health and safety law

    A 'poultry' attempt at a pun there S38, get back to your binge drinking (what does binge taste like?)

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    Re: Chicken poo as a burglary deterrent

    Quote Originally Posted by Icey View Post
    Just found this on the BBC site. Perhaps the railway sleeper is going a little far in "reasonable force" but chicken poo. I think it's a great idea.

    What would you use?
    Chicken poo is truely evil stuff, having run up a mound of earth, only to find out it was chicken poo and fallen head first into it... Let me tell ya... it ain't nice!!!

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    Re: Chicken poo as a burglary deterrent

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin View Post
    Chicken poo is truely evil stuff, having run up a mound of earth, only to find out it was chicken poo and fallen head first into it... Let me tell ya... it ain't nice!!!
    Exactly the point You'd only burgle the place once if you got sprayed in the stuff wouldn't you!

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