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    The In-you-end-o thread

    Moved from the US Elections thread - DJ

    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    Oh no, it was Fellatio, I remember now.
    Wasn't he a character from Hamlet?
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    Re: The US Election thread

    Quote Originally Posted by straycat264 View Post
    Wasn't he a character from Hamlet?
    Fellatio Is Not A Character in a Shakespearean Play

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    Re: The US Election thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    Fellatio Is Not A Character in a Shakespearean Play
    Although, from an innuendo point of view, there's probably more mileage to be gained from CS Forester's Hornblower books

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    Re: The US Election thread

    Quote Originally Posted by straycat264 View Post
    Although, from an innuendo point of view, there's probably more mileage to be gained from CS Forester's Hornblower books
    It's not innuendo, there really is a website, I just can't do links.


    But if you want seafaring innuendo there's -

    Pirate Willy, Roger the cabin boy, Leuitenant Scratchwood and Seaman Stains.

    (Captain Pugwash - kid's TV cartoon)
    Last edited by Astro; 23rd-February-2008 at 04:06 PM.

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    Re: The US Election thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    But if you want seafaring innuendo there's -

    Pirate Willy, Roger the cabin boy, Leuitenant Scratchwood and Seaman Stains.

    (Captain Pugwash - kid's TV cartoon)
    Urban Legends Reference Pages: Captain Pugwash Double Meanings

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    Thanks for the link, DF.

    I find it quite pathetic, really (probably because up to now I've always enjoyed Lewis-Smith's work) that he made slimy, unfounded and unchecked allegations which - if true - would quite definitely make people think very differently of the person who wrote Captain Pugwash; that the writer then sued him for libel - meaning that when Lewis-Smith received the letter demanding a retraction, apology and compensation he refused, even though he must have discovered he was wrong and in the wrong; but it's the lawyers who are the low-lifes and only interested in money. Presumably he wrote the original article for free.

    What an interestingly smug, inflated and self-satisfied view he must have of himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    Thanks for the link, DF.

    I find it quite pathetic, really (probably because up to now I've always enjoyed Lewis-Smith's work) that he made slimy, unfounded and unchecked allegations which - if true - would quite definitely make people think very differently of the person who wrote Captain Pugwash
    Truth be blowed - the article did make people think quite differently of it. I've known quite a few people who believed the story, and two or three who claimed that they noticed all the smutty names when they used to watch the show as kids, and how they used to think at the time how dodgy it was.

    I think there's still a huge number of people out there who still believe in the smutty Captain Pugwash - and who'd probably be quite disappointed to find out it wasn't true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by straycat264 View Post
    Truth be blowed - the article did make people think quite differently of it. I've known quite a few people who believed the story, and two or three who claimed that they noticed all the smutty names when they used to watch the show as kids, and how they used to think at the time how dodgy it was.

    I think there's still a huge number of people out there who still believe in the smutty Captain Pugwash - and who'd probably be quite disappointed to find out it wasn't true.
    But I beleive it is true.

    Just say Master Bates out loud.

    Captain Pugwash always used a muffled voice when calling for Master Mates.
    Last edited by Astro; 24th-February-2008 at 05:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    What, like she coached him when he buggered up?

    Oh no, it was fellatio, I remember now.
    or sharing their interest in cigars.... (and no, it wasn't the reference I was making incidently)

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    Re: The US Election thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    Captain Pugwash always used a muffled voice when calling for Master Mates.
    Beg to differ

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    Quote Originally Posted by straycat264 View Post

    Well it sounds ike Master Bates to me.

    And why is it banned then?

    OK, OK, how about this for maritime In you end oh -

    Blue Peter

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    Re: The US Election thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post

    Well it sounds ike Master Bates to me.
    Yeah, but, aren't you (and please don't take this the wrong way) deaf?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    What an interestingly smug, inflated and self-satisfied view he must have of himself.
    Does he post on the forum? He sounds like an ideal candidate

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    Cool Re: The In-you-end-o thread

    In fitting with this thread, does anyone else remember watching this shocking episode of ? I certainly recall plucking my twanger like Bungle

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    Re: The US Election thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    Fellatio Is Not A Character in a Shakespearean Play

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    But it's worth bearing in mind, that Hamlet actually does contain an extremely rude piece of innuendo!

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    Re: The In-you-end-o thread

    25 top telly 'put downs' published in various places today. Not very well done.

    For example, why wasn't this one - from the Fawlty Towers episode featuring Luann Peters as Raylene, an Australian tourist - included:

    Sybil: (to Basil) "What on earth makes you think that a lovely young woman like her would be interested in an a-aging brilliantined stick-insect like you?"

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    Re: The US Election thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Lou View Post
    Yeah, but, aren't you (and please don't take this the wrong way) deaf?!
    That's true, but even as a kid I thought he was constantly calling for Master Bates. The innuendo went right over my head though at that age.
    Others on the internet agree it's Master Bates too. They can't all be deaf.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart M View Post
    But it's worth bearing in mind, that Hamlet actually does contain an extremely rude piece of innuendo!
    All the Shakespeare plays have innuendo, even The Scottish Play.

    Night Porter takes about not being able to get it up, because of the booze.

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    Re: The US Election thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    All the Shakespeare plays have innuendo, even The Scottish Play.

    Night Porter takes about not being able to get it up, because of the booze.
    Oh, I know - I was just pointing out that Shakespeare's innuendo often goes way further than something as tame as fellatio. Much of Shakespeare's innuendo would be considered bad taste nowadays, if a modern writer tried it (don't recall "country matters" ever appearing in a Carry On film, for example - perhaps David James can correct me here ).

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    Re: The In-you-end-o thread

    I have captin Pugwashes Van parked outside my House !!!

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    Re: The In-you-end-o thread

    Quote Originally Posted by StokeBloke View Post
    In fitting with this thread, does anyone else remember watching this shocking episode of ? I certainly recall plucking my twanger like Bungle
    's quite fun also...

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