Women. Whats the matter with them?????

[dave the scaffolder]

I can't believe no woman has answered. Jeanie is honourary guy for the day, obviously (fake goolies will be in the post).

Is there any guy who is prepared to admit they don't know the answer to this one?

Maybe they think it's "Mork calling Orsen"

Welcome aboard sir.

Good to have you on the team.

DTS Dave XXX XXXX

[Trouble]

ooh oooh oooh i think i know it

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM..... thats right innit innit innit...

THATS A DRINK YOU OWE ME EVANS.....if im right anyway.

[dave the scaffolder]

ooh oooh oooh i think i know it

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM..... thats right innit innit innit...

THATS A DRINK YOU OWE ME EVANS.....if im right anyway.

Not even the same WAR.

Trying very trying.

DTS Dave XXX XXX

[Trouble]

Not even the same WAR.

Trying very trying.

DTS Dave XXX XXX

[dave the scaffolder]

Good try PRINCESS.

Keep at it TREACLE.

now get your pretty little self up here and make me a NICE CUP OF TEA, quick as you like love.


DTS Dave XXX XXX

[Mel_and_tonic]

I have the answer...

[Trouble]

I have the answer...

Mel please put us out of our misery.

[Chef]

I have the answer...

WOW! Impressed smiley. Beautiful AND fluent in bloke.

Do you understand the offside rule as well?

[dave the scaffolder]

I have the answer...

I can confirm she does.

DTS Dave XXX XXX

[Mel_and_tonic]

WOW! Impressed smiley. Beautiful AND fluent in bloke.

Do you understand the offside rule as well?

Yes I do understand the offside rule!!!

[Chef]

Yes I do understand the offside rule!!!

Please explain it for me. It confuses the life out of me.

[dave the scaffolder]

Yes I do understand the offside rule!!!

I dont suppose you can grout the bathroom as well?

DTS Dave XXX XXX

[Mel_and_tonic]

I dont suppose you can grout the bathroom as well?

DTS Dave XXX XXX

That's where I draw the line. Plays havoc with my cuticles.

[dave the scaffolder]

That's where I draw the line. Plays havoc with my cuticles.

Gentlemen I think enough blokiness has been displayed.

Welcome to Mel and Tonic and jeanie, as honoury blokes.

I thank you all.

DTS Dave xxx xxx

[Lost Leader]

.....assorted blokie banter and bird baiting

Is this your idea of foreplay Dave? (just asking cos it's really turning me on )

[dave the scaffolder]

Is this your idea of foreplay Dave? (just asking cos it's really turning me on )

You sir could charm a Cobra out of her basket.


DTS Dave XXX XXX

Any more guesses from the all of the lovely girly trouts out there?

[Astro]

Any more guesses from the all of the lovely girly trouts out there?

I haven't got a clue mate.

Nor do I know the offside rule. (but most men only pretend to. Ask them to explain it. You'll soon see).


Frankly I was worrying I'm getting a bit butch, but this confirms I'm still basically feminine.

[jeanie]

MEN please do not post as it it too easy, and no telling your wives, girlfriends or whatever you call the old ball and chain.

Ps any bloke answering will be banned from the blokes club.

By his own admission, it looks like DTS should be banned from the MAN CLUB for a previous offence (see below quote)

he has told me this before and as you can see, it interested me so much, i can remember it. !! NOT.

Doesn't matter that she can't remember, DTS told her!

A drink to the 1st one who gets it.

If I like her that is.

DTS Dave XXX XXX

Wonders where her drink is ..... oh I get it!

Darn it. I was just about to answer but it is a question for the girlies only. If a girly does answer it all then some bloke may have found their soul mate.

Is that all? Blimey, I've been doing it all wrong.

*off to look for movie quote books*

come on Jeanie, you know you wanna tell us girls...
GIRL POWER AND ALL THAT

You have to understand my predicament

neverending supply of beer
lots of men to dance with (DTS knows the outfit!)
lots of men to perve on
i can watch football and rugby without fear of annoying fellow females
i can watch top gear and other petrolhead programmes....

I can't believe no woman has answered. Jeanie is honourary guy for the day, obviously (fake goolies will be in the post).

XXL size please if you don't mind!

[dave the scaffolder]

I must confess Trouble and I was messing around one day, long long ago, and I did the sketch with one of her bra,s.

She didnt memorise the film and phrase then.

Bless em, they are nice and warm in bed.

DTS Dave XXX XXX

[Trouble]

I did the sketch with one of her bra,s.

Bless em, they are nice and warm in bed.

DTS Dave XXX XXX

So DTS seeing as your wearing my bra's in bed, perhpas you would like to join the girly club. Your moobs will appreciate it.