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    Women. Whats the matter with them?????

    Have you seen the new Kerry Catonia,( whatever her name is, not really important as she;s a bird anyway), trailer/advert on the tv?

    You know the one I am on about, where she puts a padded bra on her head and says, "Houston calling, blah blah bloody well blah".

    Now this is wrong on so many levels, (only to be expected from a bird really).

    As a bloke, geezer and a member of the MAN CLUB , we as blokes know that there is only one proper and acceptable phrase to say when wearing a bra on our heads, pretending to be on a military radio.

    There is only one film that can be quoted in this situation and it is...........



    D**** b** c****** b**** s****

    d**** b** c****** b**** s****

    What is the film?

    And what is the phrase?

    And who said it?


    MEN please do not post as it it too easy, and no telling your wives, girlfriends or whatever you call the old ball and chain.

    This one is strictly for the girly trouts.

    Have at you trouties.

    DTS Dave XXX XXX

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    Re: Women. Whats the matter with them?????

    Are you having your mid life crisis Dave? You seem to be looking for some excitement and danger in your posts. Women baiting can be an extreme sport and you should read the health warnings before you play.

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    Re: Women. Whats the matter with them?????

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    ... girly trouts
    You're really selling this!
    BTW, no idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    Are you having your mid life crisis Dave? You seem to be looking for some excitement and danger in your posts. Women baiting can be an extreme sport and you should read the health warnings before you play.
    I am not women baiting sweetie I am merley asking if any of you girly trouts know this phrase and film?

    A drink to the 1st one who gets it.

    If I like her that is.

    DTS Dave XXX XXX

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post

    As a bloke, geezer and a member of the MAN CLUB , we as blokes know that there is only one proper and acceptable phrase to say when wearing a bra on our heads, pretending to be on a military radio.

    Ok im a bloke but........

    Dave a long time back when the singletons sofa got so fluffy and everyone was swapping pancake recipes I think Silver Fox before he got a life ? set up a thread for men

    I dont know if DJ or anyone else could find it (those who have yet to find a life )

    It went on for a few weeks where real men could hang out, kick the cat dog etc

    I think it was killed off by fluffy women posting ?

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    Re: Women. Whats the matter with them?????

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    D**** b** c****** b**** s****

    d**** b** c****** b**** s****

    What is the film?

    And what is the phrase?

    And who said it?

    Darn it. I was just about to answer but it is a question for the girlies only. If a girly does answer it all then some bloke may have found their soul mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post
    Ok im a bloke but........

    Dave a long time back when the singletons sofa got so fluffy and everyone was swapping pancake recipes I think Silver Fox before he got a life ? set up a thread for men

    I dont know if DJ or anyone else could find it (those who have yet to find a life )

    It went on for a few weeks where real men could hang out, kick the cat dog etc

    I think it was killed off by fluffy women posting ?
    *coughs*

    I found it a while back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chef View Post
    Darn it. I was just about to answer but it is a question for the girlies only. If a girly does answer it all then some bloke may have found their soul mate.
    Good man Chef good man.

    Divna say nought gadgey, its a one for the trouties only. Bless every one of them.

    DTS Dave XXX XXX.


    Ps any bloke answering will be banned from the blokes club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post
    Dave a long time back when the singletons sofa got so fluffy and everyone was swapping pancake recipes I think Silver Fox before he got a life ? set up a thread for men

    I dont know if DJ or anyone else could find it (those who have yet to find a life
    There you go. The fox's den.
    (I have a life, but i'm a very helpful person.)

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    he has told me this before and as you can see, it interested me so much, i can remember it. !! NOT.

    As for women, whats the matter with them... remember this boys...

    BEHIND EVERY GREAT WOMAN IS A WHINY BAS5ARD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie View Post
    *coughs*

    I found it a while back
    Tis the mad-hat woman.

    DTS Dave XXX XXX

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    he has told me this before and as you can see, it interested me so much, i can remember it. !! NOT.

    As for women, whats the matter with them... remember this boys...

    BEHIND EVERY GREAT WOMAN IS A WHINY BAS5ARD.
    Ignore them boys....They aint right...they is birds.

    Arm candy everyone of them.

    And another thing...Wheres me tea?

    DTS Dave XXX XXX
    Last edited by dave the scaffolder; 8th-February-2008 at 12:51 PM. Reason: You gotta love women

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    Boys

    you do realise that ......


    " A HARD ON DOES NOT COUNT AS PERSONAL GROWTH "


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    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    Tis the mad-hat woman.

    DTS Dave XXX XXX
    thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post

    Arm candy everyone of them.

    And another thing...Wheres me tea?

    DTS Dave XXX XXX
    blimy dave what you been drinking and can i have some

    Anyway i always thought if you had a bra on ya head you was doing an impersonation of a famous Scottish city

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    Quote Originally Posted by martingold View Post
    blimy dave what you been drinking and can i have some

    Anyway i always thought if you had a bra on ya head you was doing an impersonation of a famous Scottish city
    I have got it... Excellent.

    Blokes rule.

    DTS Dave XXX XXX

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    Boys

    you do realise that ......


    " A HARD ON DOES NOT COUNT AS PERSONAL GROWTH "

    You do realise that if ur button was on a remote control (and, hence, did something useful), we'd find it no problem.

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    Re: Women. Whats the matter with them?????

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    Boys

    you do realise that ......


    " A HARD ON DOES NOT COUNT AS PERSONAL GROWTH "



    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    I have got it... Excellent.

    Blokes rule.

    DTS Dave XXX XXX
    That's what we want you to think - well done Trouble, keep up the good work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly View Post




    That's what we want you to think - well done Trouble, keep up the good work

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    WOMEN NO!!!!!

    Stop going off track and stick to finding the Film and Phrase.


    Honest to goodness its like trying to nail a raindrop to a snowflake.

    DTS Dave XXX XXX

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