Originally Posted by
tsh
sounds to me like the element of surprise
So, it's kind of like the Spanish Inquisition? I guess that would give a Latin link...
The scene: SCD6 - the pros and celebs are having their lesson with Short Shouty Salsa Man(tm):
"Oww!" yelps Flavia, as she is flung across the room. "I wasn't expecting a cross body lead"
"NOBODY expects a cross-body lead" says SSSM. "Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and strange chicken movements; pecking the ground and surprise. That is, our two chief weapons are surprise and bird impressions, added to a mysterious Latin sensuality that makes me irresistable"
{Bruce breaks in: "That'd be the Rohypnol"}.
"AHEM" says SSSM. "Thank you, Bruce. As I was saying: our three chief weapons are surprise, bird impressions, Latin sensuality, and a willingness to use an electric cattle prod for that full grand mal seizure effect."
[cont p94...]
Bookmarks