I've got a cat...

[batnurse]

I've got a cat. He doesn't like to dance, and he won't wear a hat or a bandana.

[Gav]

This cat does jive, but he prefers line-dancing.

[David Bailey]

I've got a cat. He doesn't like to dance, and he won't wear a hat or a bandana.

Is he translating the Bible?

[jeanie]

I've got a cat. He doesn't like to dance, and he won't wear a hat or a bandana.

I have a dog and she likes to wear my variety of hats - none of which are suitable for any kind of dancing (unless it is outside in the freezing cold!)

[LemonCake]

I've got a cat. He doesn't like to dance, and he won't wear a hat or a bandana.

But does he like to hide in boxes?

One of my favourite books as a child

Full of rhymes about what cats from all over the world like to do:
The cat from Japan has a bright blue fan
The cat from France likes to sing and dance **
The cat from Norway got stuck in the doorway
... But MY cat likes to hide in boxes


** The reason I thought of it when I saw your post

[martingold]

I've got a cat. He doesn't like to dance, and he won't wear a hat or a bandana.

ive got two parrots that sing and dance (blames the barbs for both)

[batnurse]

But does he like to hide in boxes?

One of my favourite books as a child

Full of rhymes about what cats from all over the world like to do:
The cat from Japan has a bright blue fan
The cat from France likes to sing and dance **
The cat from Norway got stuck in the doorway
... But MY cat likes to hide in boxes


** The reason I thought of it when I saw your post

Well I promised myself I wouldn't post a picture of my cats, as it's worse than people posting pictures of their babies...but this is especially for Little Monkey, our own little Norwegian This is Willow, my Norwegian Forest Cat who's coat is so thick she does indead get stuck in the (catflap) doorway!

[Little Black Dress]

I've got two cats and they like to go out with their catnip on to attract the ladies...

[dave the scaffolder]

Thats a nice cat Batnurse.

XXX XXXX DTS Dave

[Trouble]

Lovely cat but i dont like em.

They make me nervous...... they also make me sneeze.

DTS - great way to keep out of trouble.... buy a cat.

[dave the scaffolder]

Lovely cat but i dont like em.

They make me nervous...... they also make me sneeze.

DTS - great way to keep out of trouble.... buy a cat.

Do not tempt me woman.

You know i adore cats.

My favourite thing in the world.

XXX XXX DTS Dave

[Little Monkey]

Well I promised myself I wouldn't post a picture of my cats, as it's worse than people posting pictures of their babies...but this is especially for Little Monkey, our own little Norwegian This is Willow, my Norwegian Forest Cat who's coat is so thick she does indead get stuck in the (catflap) doorway!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

I'm not a catty person, but I ADORE Norwegian Forest cats! They're sooooooo beautiful! And for some strange reason they don't make me sneeze as much as other cats? Can any doctor person out there explain this to me? I can't be in the same house as my friend's cat (whatever breed that is), but I'm not bad with Norwegian Forest cats. Odd.

[batnurse]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

I'm not a catty person, but I ADORE Norwegian Forest cats! They're sooooooo beautiful! And for some strange reason they don't make me sneeze as much as other cats? Can any doctor person out there explain this to me? I can't be in the same house as my friend's cat (whatever breed that is), but I'm not bad with Norwegian Forest cats. Odd.

Cat allergies are weird...my friends husband is allergic to female cats

3 boy cats = no problem
added 2 old lady cats = sneezing
2 old lady cats passed away = no sneezing
2 new girl kittens (the Wedgie and an orphaned feral) = sneezing again

[rubyred]

I am a cat person and I love my Sadie who is black and white. Around 10years ago I developed an allergy to them, I can't get rid of her because she is an old girl now but I won't have anymore because I get really ill when I touch her. She has a bed outside my daughter's old room which is a place she choose when my girl left home. I have made her a bed in the garage for when I am out at work or it is just not possible to let her into the house because of my allergies, but she is warm and snug and well looked after. Do I sound guilty or what?.

I understand from the neighbours that at times when they leave their windows open they will often find my Sadie in bed with them. One night two of my neighbours noticed the bed covers moving at the bottom of the bed and felt something furry touching their legs,yes there she was making herself at home. Someone else has woken up and found her asleep at the bottom of their bed. She has a bit of a reputation in the neighbourhood.

When my daughter was younger she had an overnighter with some friends in the house next door, her friend was the owner of gold fish which were kept in a jar in the bedroom until one night there was a crash, lots of spilled water and no fish, just a very wet moggy disappearing out the bedroom window.

Cats are so soothing, graceful and independent, they love to be loved and are loving in return. I love all kinds, long haired, short haired, tabbys, siamese, persians, black and whites, but if I could tolerate them I would choose to have a black cat with the greenest of green eyes.

[purplehyacinth]

Gorgeous cat, batnurse.

[batnurse]

Thank you to all of the cat admirers for your lovely comments
And thank you to all of those people who must have been dying to make "Mrs Slocombe type jokes" but have refrained

Willow is a very pretty cat, but alas is "a cat of very little brain". Still you can't have looks and be clever too, which is what I tell myself ever time I pass another exam

[Hevmac]

i have a jack russell.......? he doesnt wear a hat or dance either. does that count? he's not fluffy or very cute but he 'likes' cats! (and hes clever!)
....actually batnurse your cat looks very cute and cuddley and i would love a cat but one of my boys is VERY allergic so ...no cat. not sure how i ended up with the jack russell tho??