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Reply With QuoteOriginally posted by Dance Demon
they get "the shoe"
They are all god's creatures
I'm an arachnophobe too...but I'm getting better, and I actually touched one last week on purpose...(ok so it was only half my thumbnail size, but one has to start somewhere)....however the big ***k off sized ones with the attitude and the doc Martens, that run faster that Red Rum, are still a problem......and if Mrs D ain't around to dispose of them into the garden, they get "the shoe"Originally posted by Lindsay
Spiders
They have to die... (sorry Aleks....)
Originally posted by Dance Demon
they get "the shoe"
They are all god's creatures
Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
you dont have any phobias bar that one then - which means, reading between the lines, you have a phobia about admitting you have a phobia about people with phobias ?
No no no...........you read between the wrong lines DS
I don't have a phobia about ADMITTING I have a fear of phobics who have bizarre phobias it's the fact that I have a fear of them so that being the case it's the fear of them rather than the fear of admitting it which would of course be a very different phobia would it not !?
That would mean a phobia of admission rather than phobia of bizarre phobics but of course it would be possible to have a fear of the admission of having a phobia of bizarre phobics which could mean you might have two simultaneous phobias. Is it possible to have such simultaneous phobias and not realsie you did indeed have even one, let alone two bizarre phobias????
Which is why DD has sent them back to Him.Originally posted by Pammy
They are all god's creatures
Or Her.Originally posted by Graham
Which is why DD has sent them back to Him.
Steve
Precisely...and if he doesn't mind them in his house, then he can have 'em all...........Originally posted by Graham
Which is why DD has sent them back to Him.
I have a phobia about big ships...explain that one. (Titanic wasn't a disaster movie to me it was a horror movie...I thought I was going to faint with fear all the way through it but I'd read the bloomin book "Feel the fear and do it anyway" and so I tortured myself by going.Originally posted by Bill
No no no...........you read between the wrong lines DS
I don't have a phobia about ADMITTING I have a fear of phobics who have bizarre phobias it's the fact that I have a fear of them so that being the case it's the fear of them rather than the fear of admitting it which would of course be a very different phobia would it not !?
That would mean a phobia of admission rather than phobia of bizarre phobics but of course it would be possible to have a fear of the admission of having a phobia of bizarre phobics which could mean you might have two simultaneous phobias. Is it possible to have such simultaneous phobias and not realsie you did indeed have even one, let alone two bizarre phobias????
Next time I see "Win a cruise on the QE2" I must get you to enter for me - under Murphy's Law you'd be bound to win!Originally posted by Forte
I have a phobia about big ships...explain that one. (Titanic wasn't a disaster movie to me it was a horror movie...I thought I was going to faint with fear all the way through it but I'd read the bloomin book "Feel the fear and do it anyway" and so I tortured myself by going.
There you go...on about the law again! You and Steve are obsessed!Originally posted by Graham
Next time I see "Win a cruise on the QE2" I must get you to enter for me - under Murphy's Law you'd be bound to win!
The big ones in your houses live on dead skinand if you kill a spider it rains for a week. Ah! so thats why its always raining in Scotland.
Is that true? Who told you that?Originally posted by Alfie
The big ones in your houses live on dead skin
Yep, and they sleep in your ears when you'r asleep an' lay eggs in your brain.Originally posted by Scooby Doo
Is that true? Who told you that?
You are freaking me out!
This description of a big spider is PARTICULARLY FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!Originally posted by Dance Demon
I'm an arachnophobe too...but I'm getting better, and I actually touched one last week on purpose...(ok so it was only half my thumbnail size, but one has to start somewhere)....however the big ***k off sized ones with the attitude and the doc Martens, that run faster that Red Rum, are still a problem......and if Mrs D ain't around to dispose of them into the garden, they get "the shoe"
ah, but the advantage of having big spiders is that you know where they are. Why not feed them up so they are obvious and then have them as pets ?
Take them for walks and given them names so they become part of the family.
At least if they're big they won't crawl into your ears or up your nose like the little ones might and then let thier eggs hatch so they have to squirm and burrow to get out again
Am I allowed to swear at you? I bet you pulled the girls' pigtails in the playground didn't you? My cats sometimes kill them for me so there! Ha!
He still does!Originally posted by Forte
I bet you pulled the girls' pigtails in the playground didn't you?
Steve
Cats also play with their prey....don't be too surprised if one day your saviour-moggy (having read this) drops a live wiggling spider into your lap...even worse by your ear when you're asleep...you think I'm joking?Originally posted by Forte
My cats sometimes kill them for me so there! Ha!
Oh good grief! Actually you are right! I have had to batton down the cat flap because they moggies keep bringing me "presents". Usually poor wee field mice or cute birds which are NOT cute when their feathers are all over my hall. They only do it when I run out of whiskas and have to give them dried cat food...I think it is their way of telling me "Get with the meat programme, sister! (Phew...are we off spiders now? Hurray!)Originally posted by Boomer
Cats also play with their prey....don't be too surprised if one day your saviour-moggy (having read this) drops a live wiggling spider into your lap...even worse by your ear when you're asleep...you think I'm joking?
My cat heaves if he eats spiders! Luckily my cats are too *chunky* to catch any presents for me.Originally posted by Forte
Oh good grief! Actually you are right! I have had to batton down the cat flap because they moggies keep bringing me "presents". Usually poor wee field mice or cute birds which are NOT cute when their feathers are all over my hall. They only do it when I run out of whiskas and have to give them dried cat food...I think it is their way of telling me "Get with the meat programme, sister! (Phew...are we off spiders now? Hurray!)
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