I came back to the forum for a nosy to see if there were any near by events and this thread caught my eye so i couldnt resist posting
Personally i think the whole bible thing is a farse, there has been snippets taken from the pagan times, which existed well before christainity. I'm wiccan so i've read up on lots of things.
but the reason i thought i'd post as i was having this conversation with my best friend the other day about Mary being a virgin.
My theory is that Mary was not a virgin, Mary was a tart lol. She and Joseph was not married so they could not have sex before they got married, but Mary was feeeling too horny and could not contain herself, so while joesph was out herding the sheep or whtever he did, Mary was banging the local shepard down the road, but she could not tell Joseph that she was having an affair, so she then came up with the rubbish that she had been blessed as the virgin mary with a baby lol.
2nd theory is that she caught JOseph having a wank one day cos he was horny too, and she thought she wanted a baby, careless Joseph left the condom full of his stuff near the bed, so mary went in, grabbed the condom wen he went back to work and turkey basted herself
lol.
and I'm sure Jesus was wiccan too
he could heal others and was spiritual, so i believe he was pagan and was a healer, not a christian
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