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    Flummoxed Foreigners!

    I was having a conversation with a French girl (hmm, wonder who that could be ) Talking about the S'Funk night that's on tomorrow. I was saying that the name was daft and that it made me want to say spunk instead. She then asked what spunk was!! Needless to say, being the mature lady I am, I cracked up laughing.
    Has anyone else had conversations where the other person hasn't understood what it is you're saying?
    BTW Jemessex, your forum name phonetically in French is 'I like sex'

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    BTW Jemessex, your forum name phonetically in French is 'I like sex'
    *cough, cough*

    everytime I see his name I try and think 'this must be Jem for Essex'. But no it doesn't work, I still read 'I like sex'. It's a little weird...


    As for spunk... well since Missy wouldn't tell me I googled it and for something about an anarchist library, something about a sex pistols album... nothing to worry about really

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Quote Originally Posted by Caro View Post
    *cough, cough*

    everytime I see his name I try and think 'this must be Jem for Essex'. But no it doesn't work, I still read 'I like sex'. It's a little weird...


    As for spunk... well since Missy wouldn't tell me I googled it and for something about an anarchist library, something about a sex pistols album... nothing to worry about really
    Well in Oz... being a spunk = being a good looking person (not sure how it relates to your definition of spunk though... aka ejaculate)

    The classic differences I've noticed that come to mind:
    • biscuits in the US are actually a form of "cake" they have with gravy. Their cookies are what Aussies call biscuits.
    • thongs in the US (and other parts of the world) are called G-strings in Australia - because thongs in Australia are worn on the feet, can be known as flip flops and other variations of names overseas.
    • fanny in the US refers to ones posterior. In Australia it refers to a woman's genitals.

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    it is still used as a positive term for someones "get up and go" y'know - so if I wanted to describe Cruella as "quite lively", it would be perfectly acceptable to suggest she was "full of spunk"

    interestingly a thong and a g-string are, as far as Im aware , the same thing in the UK

    but "air on a thong" is not a classical piece

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Quote Originally Posted by ~*~Saligal~*~ View Post

    The classic differences I've noticed that come to mind:
    [LIST][*]biscuits in the US are actually a form of "cake" they have with gravy. Their cookies are what Aussies call biscuits.

    Actually, the 'biscuits' I've been served in USA look exactly like the plain scones we have over here...
    [*]thongs in the US (and other parts of the world) are called G-strings in Australia - because thongs in Australia are worn on the feet, can be known as flip flops and other variations of names overseas.

    A thong and a g-string are different things over here. G-string is just a, well, string, thong is a strip of fabric. (I can't stand wearing g-strings, but don't mind thongs)
    When I first moved over here, I was utterly confused when people said: 'You Ken?' Who, I wondered, is this Ken guy everyone refers to? Of course I soon learned that it means 'do you know'......

    A friend from Jordan was known as a very sociable person with a huge circle of friends. At a party several people kept telling him 'Sam, you ken a'bdy, you do!' Sam laughed, smiled and agreed. At one point he pulled a friend aside, and asked him who this mysterious A'bdy is, since everyone assumed he knew him. The friend laughed himself silly before telling Sam that a'bdy is Dundonian for 'everybody'!

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    She then asked what spunk was!! Needless to say, being the mature lady I am, I cracked up laughing.
    I always laughed like an immature teenager whenever they used to say that on Neighbours etc

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Well a certain Scotsman had me laughing last night due to misunderstanding (though it was being a geek not a Scotsman that was the cause)

    Was telling him about Fletch’s “do you when you’re on” thread (since he can’t get online at the moment)… assumed that he’d know what “you’re on” would mean, forgetting that he’s a geek.

    Me: “there’s this thread ‘do you when you’re on’ – meaning do you have sex when you’re on”

    Beo: “on what? Online?”

    Me:

    Gotta him

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Pants - in australia - it means trousers not underwear....

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Quote Originally Posted by Yliander View Post
    Pants - in australia - it means trousers not underwear....
    In this country it means 'rubbish'.

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Quote Originally Posted by Caro View Post
    *cough, cough*
    Is your throat clear now or you still having trouble swallowing Cruella's explanation?

    Quote Originally Posted by Caro View Post
    'I like sex'. It's a little weird...
    Well, that depends on your viewpoint really

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    UK - Boot
    US - Trunk

    UK - Bonnet
    US - Hood

    Caused two guys to have a very confused mobile phone call about how to fix a car

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    English foreigners coming to Scotland occasionally have a hard time understanding some of the words and phrases we use up here...

    Recent favourite example is "pass-remarkable" – seems that although this will be understood around Scotland and Northern Ireland, it'll get you blank looks elsewhere.
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    it is still used as a positive term for someones "get up and go" y'know - so if I wanted to describe Cruella as "quite lively", it would be perfectly acceptable to suggest she was "full of spunk"
    I have to say, I've seen Cruella full of spumk on many occasions... And I'm sure I'm not the only one...

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    England: Shifting - "to move something"
    Ireland: Shifting - "to have sex"

    Although strangely Irish women who are just "going through the motions" "lie back and think of England" (as if things weren't bad enough for them at that point already )

    Just curious - do French, Danish etc women lie back and think of France, Denmark, England or somewhere else entirely?

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    England: Shifting - "to move something"
    Ireland: Shifting - "to have sex"
    Making the earth move maybe?

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Quote Originally Posted by robd View Post
    Making the earth move maybe?
    "Fancy coming back to my place for some landscape gardening?" - might be worth a try I guess

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    "Fancy coming back to my place for some landscape gardening?" - might be worth a try I guess
    Not sure I'd be interested in watching anyone trimming their bush.

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly View Post
    Well a certain Scotsman had me laughing last night
    Gotta him


    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi View Post
    English foreigners coming to Scotland occasionally have a hard time understanding some of the words and phrases we use up here...

    Recent favourite example is "pass-remarkable" – seems that although this will be understood around Scotland and Northern Ireland, it'll get you blank looks elsewhere.
    Where's the blank look smiley? I'm Scots and I've never hear that one..

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf1970 View Post
    Where's the blank look smiley? I'm Scots and I've never hear that one..
    Considering it is allegedly known in N. Ireland, and unknown to a certain long-term Dundee resident, perhaps it's more of a west-coast thing.

    Someone who is "pass-remarkable" will often pass (usually unkind) remarks about others.
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    Re: Flummoxed Foreigners!

    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi View Post
    Considering it is allegedly known in N. Ireland, and unknown to a certain long-term Dundee resident, perhaps it's more of a west-coast thing.

    Someone who is "pass-remarkable" will often pass (usually unkind) remarks about others.
    Hmm.. nope never heard it! Despite being "Galloway Irish" and living in SW Scotland for 20+ years and having Irish blood in me from my mothers side of the family. You learn something new every day

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