Other than my flies being caught down (darn cheap jeans), I have witnessed a few on the dancefloor. But I won't share to save embaressment.
It's finally warmed up enough in our office to take my jumper off.
I just did so, only to realise that underneath it.... I'm wearing a Ceroc T-shirt
So, I quickly covered up, of course, and I'm now resolved to always check my clothing selection in the light, rather than pick them out in the dark at 6am... A couple of weeks ago I managed to wear different shoes to work, amazingly almost no-one noticed.
Any other tales of wardrobe issues people want to share?
Other than my flies being caught down (darn cheap jeans), I have witnessed a few on the dancefloor. But I won't share to save embaressment.
hmmm for the first time ever someone ran over to me mid-dance and pulled my skirt out of my grannypants whilst I was spinning around the dance floor obliviously on Sunday at Camber....
On the eve of my single serious attempt at competition dancing, I had a fairly major wardrobe malfunction in a Blackpool B&B's lounge bar during a wee dance
Given that the trousers I was wearing the next day were even tighter, it caused me some anxiety, I can tell you!
I had a knee op about ten years ago. When I returned to work the first day people were commenting on my limp, which seemed particularly bad that day. I then realised I had two black court shoes on, with different heel heights!! Marylin Monroe apparently did this to enhance her wiggle, I was walking like Quasimodo!!
THE ABILITY TO QUOTE IS A SERVICEABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR WIT!
I turned up with a 'Just Jivin' T-Shirt on at a Ceroc night in Cheshunt.
I didn't put any thought in to it at all..I just found a black T-shirt and put it on...didn't even consider what was written on it.
The organiser did his nut and refused me entry unless I turned my T-shirt inside out.
Watt.
I'm not sure if it counts as a wardrobe malfunction but my shoe fell onto the track when I was getting on a train once (at rush hour of course).
I had to hop the full length of the platform to tell the driver, hop back to where the shoe was, stand there until the driver moved the train forward a bit and retrieved the shoe, and then get on the train nonchalently with the whole carriage staring at me.
Mortifying!!!!!!
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