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    Argh! Wardrobe malfunction

    It's finally warmed up enough in our office to take my jumper off.

    I just did so, only to realise that underneath it.... I'm wearing a Ceroc T-shirt

    So, I quickly covered up, of course, and I'm now resolved to always check my clothing selection in the light, rather than pick them out in the dark at 6am... A couple of weeks ago I managed to wear different shoes to work, amazingly almost no-one noticed.

    Any other tales of wardrobe issues people want to share?

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    Re: Argh! Wardrobe malfunction

    Other than my flies being caught down (darn cheap jeans), I have witnessed a few on the dancefloor. But I won't share to save embaressment.

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    Re: Argh! Wardrobe malfunction

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    I'm now resolved to always check my clothing selection in the light, rather than pick them out in the dark at 6am...
    DJ, tomorrow, check your bedroom wall. There should be a little switchy-thing on it. If you press it, this thing in the ceiling called a light bulb will come on, flood the room with light... and you'll be able to see what you're doing!

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    Re: Argh! Wardrobe malfunction

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    A couple of weeks ago I managed to wear different shoes to work, amazingly almost no-one noticed.
    My manager did that apparently (it was before I joined the company). People noticed and they don't let him forget about it.

    I'm pretty sleepy in the mornings but never managed anything like that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    It's finally warmed up enough in our office to take my jumper off.

    I just did so, only to realise that underneath it.... I'm wearing a Ceroc T-shirt

    So, I quickly covered up, of course, and I'm now resolved to always check my clothing selection in the light, rather than pick them out in the dark at 6am... A couple of weeks ago I managed to wear different shoes to work, amazingly almost no-one noticed.
    It's only to be expected at your age. As long as you don't forget your tartan blanket and thermos, I'm sure you'll be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly View Post
    DJ, tomorrow, check your bedroom wall. There should be a little switchy-thing on it. If you press it, this thing in the ceiling called a light bulb will come on, flood the room with light... and you'll be able to see what you're doing!
    Ah, there's a slight problem with that cunning plan...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    It's only to be expected at your age. As long as you don't forget your tartan blanket and thermos, I'm sure you'll be fine.
    Hey, at least the chairmaster was working. Whew.

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    hmmm for the first time ever someone ran over to me mid-dance and pulled my skirt out of my grannypants whilst I was spinning around the dance floor obliviously on Sunday at Camber....

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    Re: Argh! Wardrobe malfunction

    On the eve of my single serious attempt at competition dancing, I had a fairly major wardrobe malfunction in a Blackpool B&B's lounge bar during a wee dance

    Given that the trousers I was wearing the next day were even tighter, it caused me some anxiety, I can tell you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart M View Post
    On the eve of my single serious attempt at competition dancing, I had a fairly major wardrobe malfunction in a Blackpool B&B's lounge bar during a wee dance

    Given that the trousers I was wearing the next day were even tighter, it caused me some anxiety, I can tell you!
    time to get some stretch fabric trousers

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    Re: Argh! Wardrobe malfunction

    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart M View Post
    Given that the trousers I was wearing the next day were even tighter, it caused me some anxiety, I can tell you!
    Oh, happy memories *sigh*
    "If you rebel against high heels, take care to do so in a very smart hat.'' George Bernard Shaw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin View Post
    time to get some stretch fabric trousers
    Long time in the past, Martin - and with no interest in dance comps now, unlikely I'll be donning tight trousers again!

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    Re: Argh! Wardrobe malfunction

    I had a knee op about ten years ago. When I returned to work the first day people were commenting on my limp, which seemed particularly bad that day. I then realised I had two black court shoes on, with different heel heights!! Marylin Monroe apparently did this to enhance her wiggle, I was walking like Quasimodo!!
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    Re: Argh! Wardrobe malfunction

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Any other tales of wardrobe issues people want to share?
    I turned up with a 'Just Jivin' T-Shirt on at a Ceroc night in Cheshunt.

    I didn't put any thought in to it at all..I just found a black T-shirt and put it on...didn't even consider what was written on it.

    The organiser did his nut and refused me entry unless I turned my T-shirt inside out.

    Watt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    The organiser did his nut and refused me entry unless I turned my T-shirt inside out.:
    Ah yes, the old "Please turn your T-shirt inside out, miss" line, huh?

    Can't believe you fell for that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Can't believe you fell for that one.
    Yeah. Knowing the organiser at Cheshunt, he would have loved me to change in front of him.

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    Re: Argh! Wardrobe malfunction

    I'm not sure if it counts as a wardrobe malfunction but my shoe fell onto the track when I was getting on a train once (at rush hour of course).

    I had to hop the full length of the platform to tell the driver, hop back to where the shoe was, stand there until the driver moved the train forward a bit and retrieved the shoe, and then get on the train nonchalently with the whole carriage staring at me.

    Mortifying!!!!!!

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    Re: Argh! Wardrobe malfunction

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    It's only to be expected at your age. As long as you don't forget your tartan blanket and thermos, I'm sure you'll be fine.


    You make it sound like DJ is 50+

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Shark View Post


    You make it sound like DJ is 50+
    Hey, that's not old - is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Hey, that's not old - is it?
    Nah you'll always look 25 despite the wrinkles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Shark View Post


    You make it sound like DJ is 50+
    50+ about 25, isn't it?

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