Kilts

[Cruella]

Men in kilts are just so very sexy

Not all of us women find kilts sexy (but they become bearable when worn with a white shirt)

[batnurse]

OK, so why are kilts OK, but shorts aren't? I mean, obviously they both show legs...

Shorts are for boys....kilts are for men

[jammy]

There was two men in kilts at hammersmith this sat and one of them was me

and im sure i will will be on again before the end of the year

[LemonCake]

Lovely, I'm very partial to a kilt worn with a wiggle!

[Stuart M]

The question is which one to wear for the Christmas ball :
- Normal tartan
- Camoflague
- Leather effect

Ahhh, the camouflage kilt. The definitive way to go commando.

[David Bailey]

Shorts are for boys....kilts are for men

Yes, I get that.

But why?

[Twirly]

Yes, I get that.

But why?

Because as women, we fancy men and not boys!

Try to think Baden Powell and boy scouts as opposed to Mel Gibson in Braveheart*

*apologies to all the Scots

[Stuart M]

Yes, I get that.

But why?

I think, ladies, before answering the question, you have to first find out whether DJ has ever worn a kilt himself. Because if he hasn't, then he is not allowed to know the answer.

But then, if he has worn a kilt, he wouldn't need to ask the question!

It's a bit like Fight Club, DJ...

[David Bailey]

It's a bit like Fight Club, DJ...

Pretentious, overlong and incomprehensible?

[Stuart M]

I think, ladies, before answering the question, you have to first find out whether DJ has ever worn a kilt himself. Because if he hasn't, then he is not allowed to know the answer.

But then, if he has worn a kilt, he wouldn't need to ask the question!

It's a bit like Fight Club, DJ...

Pretentious, overlong and incomprehensible?

Stop dodging the question...

[David Bailey]

Stop dodging the question...

{smashy}Well, I don't like to talk about that, mate{/smashy}

[Ghost]

Do they?

So let's get this straight - shorts are the Ultimate Evil, but men wearing skirts are OK? How does that work then?

Can't imagine




Though the association of telling madmen with very big swords that they look silly in their skirts may have something to do with it....

Edit besides women clearly have no interest in footballers whatsoever

[batnurse]

Because as women, we fancy men and not boys!

Try to think Baden Powell and boy scouts as opposed to Mel Gibson in Braveheart*

*apologies to all the Scots

The only time shorts are sexy on men is a rugby player - footballers are definately NOT sexy

[Beowulf]

Not all of us women find kilts sexy (but they become bearable when worn with a white shirt)

And contrary to popular belief not every Scots male has a kilt .. or even wants to wear one for that matter.

Because as women, we fancy men and not boys!

Try to think Baden Powell and boy scouts as opposed to Mel Gibson in Braveheart*

Braveheart? I'm more like Pee Wee Herman than William Wallace my dearest. Besides.. I always found blue woad didn't suit me

*apologies to all the Scots

No need my dear.. most Scots who wear kilts will have no problem with being associated with Braveheart.. even if it was a mind numbing piece of hollywood fiction

I've been in a kilt once.. and that was enough.. sorry to anyone (one in particular) waiting for me to don a kilt again.

[cms]

Oh, don't be such a ponce!!!

As it's a ball, U wear formal.... :

couldnt agree more!

C x

[purplehyacinth]

Just to make the other ladies jealous..... I was at a dance on Sat and all but one of the men were wearing kilts....

[killingtime]

Because as women, we fancy men and not boys!

I think DJ was asking why does shorts = boy, kilt = men.

I find kilts a bit awkward since wearing a sporran gets in the way (I find) but not wearing one means your kilt flies up somewhat when you spin and I like spinning* . I might wear one over the festive season though.

* The net result of this means I'm not a true scotsman at dance events.

[Crazy Shark]

Do they?

So let's get this straight - shorts are the Ultimate Evil, but men wearing skirts are OK? How does that work then?

Nah shorts aren't the ultimate evil but men in skirts aka kilts is just hot BUT that depends on what the guy's figure looks like........i don't mean to sound shallow!!! DJ i wonder what you'd look like in a kilt

Mel Gibson in that kilt = nice but to be honest its more about whats underneath the kilt and im not talking about boxers

[Crazy Shark]

The only time shorts are sexy on men is a rugby player - footballers are definately NOT sexy

I differ rugby men seem to butch to me, i like the footballers e.g. Thierry Henry, Robin Van Persie, Ronaldo the list could continue but i think everyone understands what i mean!!

[Twirly]

I've been in a kilt once.. and that was enough.. sorry to anyone (one in particular) waiting for me to don a kilt again.

But I've seen the pictures, and you looked so cute

I think DJ was asking why does shorts = boy, kilt = men.

Hence my comments about Baden Powell. Dib dib dib...