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    Re: How clean is your bum?

    Quote Originally Posted by Icey View Post
    Won't these block up your loo in the end? Do they disintegrate like normal loo roll does?

    I do remember that my mums neighbour had to get her drains unblocked because she had been flushing the bathroon cleaning wipes down the loo
    We dont put down the toilet but use a bin with a lid on at side of toilet. The babywipes do block the toilet as we found out many years ago when our son flooded the street as we didn't realise he was putting them down the loo.

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    Re: How clean is your bum?

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    You can get fushable ones that break up like loo paper so it doesn't bloke the drains.
    Is that a plumber fantasy I see surfacing Freudian-style?

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    Re: How clean is your bum?

    I thought Americans used more toilet rolls than the Brits.......guess i was wrong!!!

    At work most of toilet rolls are finished within 3 days then its time for refills.....i think its the dudes who use most of the toilet rolls. Btw my bum a squeaky clean

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    Re: How clean is your bum?

    As pointed out by my Trouble i use toilet roll and wet wipes and i go on average 3 or 4 times a day. Always have, I have a very active system which is also very quick, ie I eat and within 20 minutes I must go.

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    Re: How clean is your bum?

    This has to win the Most Charming Thread award next year.

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    Calculating quickly, that means that someone somewhere is using 196 rolls a year, because I get through about 24.
    and after reading this, I'm thinking a more adequate title would be 'how clean is your hand?'

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    Re: How clean is your bum?

    Talking of statistics, and trying to drag this thread back to something approaching dancing....most people in the UK have more than the average number of feet...



    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    From the Times Online:

    "Britons use an average 110 rolls of toilet paper a year, well above the EU average of 77.5. Americans get through 98 rolls while German civilians use an average 73 rolls"

    Calculating quickly, that means that someone somewhere is using 196 rolls a year, because I get through about 24.

    To put it in perspective, 196 rolls a year is one every two days...that's 100 sheets a day.

    Dontcha just love statistics?

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    Re: How clean is your bum?

    Has anyone tried unraveling the cardboard tube in the centre when the loo roll has run out and used that?

    I haven't, but had a flatmate at university who tried that. The result wasn't a pretty sight

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    Re: How clean is your bum?

    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart View Post
    Has anyone tried unraveling the cardboard tube in the centre when the loo roll has run out and used that?

    I haven't, but had a flatmate at university who tried that. The result wasn't a pretty sight
    Honestly thats just gross!!! I guess desperate times calls for desperate measures!! But to answer that no i haven't done that and probably never will!!

    Out of curiousity what happened to your mate?

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    Re: How clean is your bum?

    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart View Post
    Has anyone tried unraveling the cardboard tube in the centre when the loo roll has run out and used that?

    I haven't, but had a flatmate at university who tried that. The result wasn't a pretty sight
    you were WATCHING ?

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    Re: How clean is your bum?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    you were WATCHING ?
    - - for us ladies running out of toilet roll is a nightmare. (im talking no1's here not no 2's). Its very difficult drying without the aid of a little dab. Shaking helps a little bit but not very much.

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    Re: How clean is your bum?

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    - - for us ladies running out of toilet roll is a nightmare. (im talking no1's here not no 2's). Its very difficult drying without the aid of a little dab. Shaking helps a little bit but not very much.
    Stamp your feet...!

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    Re: How clean is your bum?

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    for us ladies running out of toilet roll is a nightmare. (im talking no1's here not no 2's). Its very difficult drying without the aid of a little dab. Shaking helps a little bit but not very much.
    Thats why the male specie are lucky if they run out of toilet roll and they only do no1's.

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